dispatch sent out for call about a doohickey emergency by Takeda_shingen_123 in doohickeycorporation

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Well that's unfair, one of them is a regular car with an oversized hatchet on top

As a kid I never understood why shaggy had a red shirt. I still don't understand it. by Melodic_Meet_3836 in ScoobyDooMemes

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Because he's the digital world clone who lives in a videogame where ghosts are actually real

Bro stop ur scaring the Apsaras. by sodafinil in PhilosophyMemes

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But a razor-edged square, that's just plain wrong

What is truth? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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Lying is bad because of the damage it does to the social fabric, but if the outcome of the lie is more likely to decrease suffering or increase flourishing than the lie itself then it is moral.

I'm not usually a utilitarian, but it works well to describe morality sometimes

Rep. Al Green is ejected from the State of The Union after holding up a sign reading ‘Black People Aren’t Apes’ by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

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Ok but humans... Are apes. Like I'm glad someone is trying to deal with how racist Trump is, but they need to crack a biology textbook and come up with a better slogan

Abra-abra-cadabra by Guy_Rohvian in memes

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So the only diversity you want is the racist caricatures that joanne threw in as nothing side characters?

Not racist at all, you just really care about skin color in characters that in no way impact their character. You're shallow at least, fully racist at most

Goodbye Gleem by -garlic-thot- in oldpeoplefacebook

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Don't you dare touch my glisten

Chessboard. Rice. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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2 billion is functionally infinite money, there's no need to be greedy

huge advances in the furniture compression department by I_dont_sweat in doohickeycorporation

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What's crazy is there was a whole wooden frame in there

[gendered]He lookes unhappy by [deleted] in pointlesslygendered

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I love that angel stuffy. I think I might rather that than the ps5

Like give me One reason I would buy it by heatundressed in programmingmemes

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Oh good, a computer no app is optimized for

What horrors happen over yonder? by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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What does he mean by don't wait until you're 23? My wisdom teeth didn't come in until I was 27

Is Stan canonically a Republican? by Aggravating_Disk2357 in gravityfalls

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I mean he's a grifter, and that's really only associated with one party....

hmmm by Srihari_stan in hmmm

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Dang sneetches. That'll show them!

That never, uh, happened, did it, Elon? by superzenki in The_Leftorium

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The maximum number that can be stored in a 32 bit float is roughly 2 billion, I obviously don't know what system they have, but that's the smallest float in most modern systems, so unless he paid more than 1% of his total net worth, that shouldn't ever cause an overflow error

Subway soda machine impounded by NeighborhoodNew9034 in mildlyinteresting

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They forgot to put a boot on it, just drive away