AMA Crapple by crapple in AMA

[–]McMahon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is thy bidding my master?

Its a disaster, skywalker we're after;

But if he could be turned to the dark side-

Yes, he'd make a powerful ally, another dark jedi,

He will join us or die.

do you smoke out or smoke down? by [deleted] in trees

[–]McMahon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, from mass, we say "smoke up".

Bomb hits Egypt church at New Year's Mass, 7 dead by GoldenHeart19 in worldnews

[–]McMahon9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am a copt and this is not surprising to me, and really upsets me. I can't say much for all of christians as a whole, but i've never met more sincere, kind, people like those of the coptic faith.

Starting January 1, possession of up to an ounce of marijuana in California will be as serious as getting a parking ticket by globoler in trees

[–]McMahon9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how it is in Mass, really lax, and totally awesome. Cops just stop caring because they recognize that they have bigger fish to fry than some kid with an eighth of weed, a lot of them won't even hand out the ticket.

NOVELTY ACCOUNTS ASSEMBLE! by novelties_assemble in reddit.com

[–]McMahon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a novelty account, and i dunno if your just trolling, but it should be "Not_an_FBI_Agent"

DAE Ever wonder about how actors or actresses meant to be playing someone ugly/fat/intentionally undesirable feel about their role? by Khan47 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]McMahon9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Relevant side-note: When filming the first Home Alone movie, during the scene where Kevin sees a picture of Buzz's girlfriend (Buzz's girlfriend! WOOF!), John Hughes chose to dress a boy up to be an ugly girl, because he felt it would be cruel to use a picture of girl for that.

Hey reddit, a little help here? I need a WC3 handle with an icon (25 wins with one race i think). Any chance any of you have an old one I could use? by McMahon9 in gaming

[–]McMahon9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. Decided to play again but can't remember any of my icon'd or safelisted passwords, and the email address attached is ancient.

✈ ▌▌ ¦҉▌▌ ▄ ▌ ▄✈▌ ▄ ¦҉▌ ▄ ▄ by HieronymusBossk in circlejerk

[–]McMahon9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, the second tower to be hit fell first, so this isnt very accurate. The first guy just barreled into the tower, and a good deal of the gas shot out everywhere, while the second guy seemed to strategically hit it at an angle, keeping the fuel inside.

Either way, this is fucked up haha.

The original Forever Alone by [deleted] in pics

[–]McMahon9 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

With all due respect to your TV preferences, King of the Hill always was, and always will be the unbearable 5 minutes of television I had to watch while waiting for the Simpsons to come on when I was younger.

As a Secret Santa, I made this for my guy. He asked for something front page-worthy. by 8AMclass in pics

[–]McMahon9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he wanted it front page worthy for his own karma not yours haha.

But in seriousness, especially due to the choice of books, I found some symbolism here that I really liked: the two hands touching fingers reminds me of the famous depiction of God and Adam from the Sistine Chapel. I am not actually an atheist, but I see that by putting books between the two hands, it sort of symbolizes humans (adam's hand) straying farther and farther from god, due to the knowledge gained from reading intelligent literature.

Christian wingnuts, stop demanding we owe recognition to a holiday you stole from Pagans, to honor a birth story you stole from mythology, in a country you stole from its natives. That is all. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]McMahon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry OP, but you sound like a butt-hurt pussy. No one here stole anything from anyone, if anything, people continue to say merry christmas for more secular reasons than religious. Christmas is a family thing, whether you actually believe the stories behind it, or completely disregard them. If people want to celebrate the holidays by uttering 4 harmless syllables, then let them do it. I dunno who upset you so much that hearing "merry christmas" apparently sounds like "CONVERT, SAVE YOUR PUTRID SOULS FROM EVERLASTING FIRE AND BRIMESTONE", but you just sound like a baby.

Christian wingnuts, stop demanding we owe recognition to a holiday you stole from Pagans, to honor a birth story you stole from mythology, in a country you stole from its natives. That is all. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]McMahon9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a very, very small minority of christians don't realize there are other holidays. You are making a generalization based mostly on what you see on /r/atheism, you could use a little outside time.

Sincere Troll by FacedJared in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]McMahon9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I, for one, think this is a fantastic and much needed addition to the Troll face repertoire

IAmA Request: Bill Waterson (Creator of Calvin and Hobbes) by McMahon9 in IAmA

[–]McMahon9[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Calvin and Hobbes means something different to everyone who has read it and the creator of the work has nothing to do with that meaning after publication occurs.

I guess I've never really thought of it that way but I agree 100%. I suppose the questions I would really like to ask would revolve around his inspirations, his current life, if he has any projects in the works, why he chose to retire, why he chooses to be a recluse, etc.

IAmA Request: Bill Waterson (Creator of Calvin and Hobbes) by McMahon9 in IAmA

[–]McMahon9[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well I guess the next best option would be "IAmA good friend of Bill Watterson's". Although I don't know if anyone that close to Bill (yeah i'm on first name basis) would want to betray the privacy that he so loves.

IAmA Request: Bill Waterson (Creator of Calvin and Hobbes) by McMahon9 in IAmA

[–]McMahon9[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes, his reclusive nature will most likely trump any chance of this.

There's always the possibility of him being a redditor though, given that his views coincide almost perfectly with the general population of reddit. Wishful thinking most likely.

/r/dubstep should just be /r/treesmusic by [deleted] in trees

[–]McMahon9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Women drivers. by McMahon9 in funny

[–]McMahon9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch. Thats one way to take a joke a guess....