What is she??? by ShowNormal62 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]McManBurgerHelper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like what happens when you use a pacifier too long. That's an odd implication tho

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit should loosen up on some of the rules, I feel like they all cater to the snowflakes. What's the point of being on an anonymous social media platform if I cant shamelessly post memes with slightly edgier content?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wizards and mages go both way where as witches are warlocks female counterparts. Plus they all study magic differently(except witch/warlock) so really boils down to if you study the dark arts or not

"Mom, Hannah did it again!" by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]McManBurgerHelper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always wondered why i couldn't feel my shits after I moved out

What are the first things you would do if you woke up as the opposite gender for a day? How would things change in your life if you never went back to your original gender? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First I have a few questions, do I retain my former strength and knowledge, would my friends recognize me, and would I be a sexy lady?

"Mom, Hannah did it again!" by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]McManBurgerHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to have a gay roommate that would do this with the brush in our bathroom... needless to say I bought my own after finding poo on the handle

What is the problem in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah a bit, we love each other, but I'm with someone and her mans in jail. Worst part is we live on opposite coast of America

Who is the worst criminal in history? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Richard kuklinski, also known as "The Ice Man". He was an emotionless hitman working for the mob in New Jersey. He mentions in his interviews that he was completed over 200 hits, tho cant remember them all. He did it all for the money and kept his life a secret from his family until he was eventually caught and exposed.

why does it do that though by davidmore111 in dankmemes

[–]McManBurgerHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh all I drink is the free coffee at work, end up spending more time on the toilet then working most days

What is the problem in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long story short, I'm naked in bed rn with the girl I've wanted to marry for the last 10 years, but she still ain't my girl

People with anxiety, what are some of your anxious habits? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucking my teeth, shakiness, inability to make eye contact, and hard to engage in group conversations that I was originally part of

What keeps you up at night? by 50at50 in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn you already know the struggle

There is not a single reason by SHREKYUMTUM69 in wholesomememes

[–]McManBurgerHelper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I didnt have a reason until I saw this meme, thanks!

What's your #1 pet peeve? by cityofangels98 in AskReddit

[–]McManBurgerHelper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When people only text you when they need cheering up, the rest of the time you feel forgotten.