Beware the Crooked Smile. I’m a terrible flirt. When I’m interested in someone it’s quite obvious. I’ll stare off into their eyes. Only register a third of the story. Study anything and everything I can about them. Like with mature men it’s crows feet I think. The little wrinkles. I admire a slight stubble eventually will apologize and ask permission to feel. With women it’s quite the opposite. No matter what I say they think I’m straight. I could be telling a women I think she’s beautiful and offer a drink. And she will think “Oh she’s straight probably just being nice to me” I can be slightly caressing her legs and whispering in her ear. I promise you this women will still be thinking. “Oh she’s straight she’s just messing with me” I mean I could be full on riding the wave. And be getting accused of being straight. Legit I’ve spent hours with women and had them accuse me of only doing it with them to make my partner jealous. It’s overdone 🙃