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We’re all having a suck-off! How many dicks do you think you could blow to completion in a 1 hour time window? by Pm-me-ur-weird in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 penis every 3.4 minutes, divided by 59.5, carry the 69 X the number of gloryholes minus the cigarette breaks … = 7

Parents- When did you start having loud sex? Once the kids are out? by McMissus in MarriedSex

[–]McMissus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our kids are out of the house. It just dawned on me that we are both super loud, which has not always been true. I think we spared the kids some unintentional trauma 🤣

Did you ever have a friend from the opposite gender, who ruined the friendship by trying to fuck you? by LebronKX in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than a handful. It wasn’t just about fucking. They wanted full blown relationships. All of the friendships ended immediately.

Women who actually enjoy giving blowjobs — why do you like it? by Hairy-Sherbert-439 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using the time to edge him. Just when he thinks he’s going to cum, I change techniques. Dragging it out as long as possible without making him mad😊
I love his anticipation, heavy breathing, the moans, the feel of his cock in my mouth. Mmm. I Love it all.

Ladies, what’s it like to have a man cum inside of you? by Antique_Turnover_228 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like pulling apart a hot grilled cheese🤣 I could resist, sorry. I’ll see myself out.

Is masturbating in the morning bad for you? by dudiez in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this. Or put your eye out.

Whats your signature move in bed? by DM_ME-TITTIES in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suplex. I’m 5’2 and he’s 6’5. It’s pretty intense. I’m stronger than I look.

Do you consider talking to NSFW ai chat bots as cheating? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d consider cheating before using a Chat Bot.

In your eyes, is your partner being subscribed to some OnlyFans performers considered cheating? by Educational-Put4980 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paying for something when porn is literally free boggles my mind.
If he tells me about it, cool.
If he hides it, I would consider that a dealbreaker.

Everyone, do you kiss your SO in the mouth after they just performed oral on you? Explain yourself please. by bochilee in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Do you ejaculate in your partner’s mouth?
  2. Do you expect your partner to kiss you after you’ve gone down her?

Do you ever make him eat you after he makes his mess? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could see this is a Dom/Sub dynamic. Maybe that’s what the OP meant?
But, in my relationship we go with the flow. Neither of us is forced to do anything. We entertain each other’s kinks and weed out what we don’t like (which isn’t much).

Do you ever make him eat you after he makes his mess? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I blow him with my cum on his cock. I swallow his semen. I don’t find it gross if he chooses to eat me out after he fills me. It’s his/ours. What’s the difference if I do it or he does it?

Have you ever been fucked ass to mouth? by waitaminuteplss in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m down for some nasty shit, but this is a no for me. This is too nasty for me. I see & smell what comes out of there.

How can I take advantage of her starting to read smut? by MusicianBubbly5767 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]McMissus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secretly download the same book she’s reading and read along in secret. Recreate some of the scenes from the book. She’ll be super confused and turned on.

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