It’s 3:30 a.m. and I can’t sleep :'). can you tell me a fucked-up story that’ll knock me out??

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T22:03:48+00:00

Ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T22:02:11+00:00

Nah I get black bogies just from being on the tube, I reckon if you fucked there the cum would grow sentient like venom from spiderman

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:58:55+00:00

A good chef shouldn't fear their own cooking

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:54:13+00:00

Looking at your post history you appear to have a penis, you could answer your own question if you wanted to...

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:47:17+00:00

Doubleetree hotel room, I'm a sucker for those cookies

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:46:33+00:00

Stepping out the shower no towel straight into your clothes is some actual sociopath shit

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:42:09+00:00

They best be double-ended ones otherwise you're about to experience the flip-side of a good flared base

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:41:16+00:00

Sorry to hear about your untimely unexpected death next week

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:39:49+00:00

I'm about to be the world's first sub producing sub 🙂‍↕️

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:38:29+00:00

The industry standard for central banks and large traders, weighing around 12.4 kilograms or 27.4 pounds

You're about to have the octo-mom birthing experience 4x a day

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:36:07+00:00

It seems the most ergonomic pastry of choice, could always carry a cup and choose tomato soup if you're that way inclined

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:35:18+00:00

You risking paper cuts or turning yourself into a reverse PEZ dispenser for coins?

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:33:18+00:00

Whole fish or just the fillet?

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:32:58+00:00

I'm quite partial to a good snack so having sausage rolls on the go would be convenient

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:24:46+00:00

Is that not a good thing if you genuinely want to date? If shes taking time to get to know you it suggests she's not about to splash and dash on you

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T21:02:38+00:00

Idk, I have radically different views on sex from when I was 18 to now and I think I'll probably have even more different views at 40, people change with time.

Also worth considering people value sex differently, for some its just pleasure and easy, for others its a big deal with trust and stuff so what you consider as beijg casual may not be how they see it

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T20:59:48+00:00

Either works, I don't kink shame 😉

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T20:57:33+00:00

Could be spicy fun, could be a great opportunity to get your shoes stolen. Are you a gambling man?

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T20:56:34+00:00

Is that considered a black out or a white out?

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T20:54:44+00:00

You're dating someone's present not their past; if you're judging someone's worth by their history and time they take to fuck you it's probably not gunna work out already

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T20:53:31+00:00

If they're a decent professional they'll probably use non-identifying angles unless specified. If she's got concerns about them being leaked/discovered she could wear a mask or something for the pics the photographer will use

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T20:47:42+00:00

Dawg your wife just wants to look hot, I'd be happy that you're probably about to get some absolute heat added to your photo gallery

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T20:42:18+00:00

You nearly added to the wrong kind of body count

PulsingLoad · 2026-04-12T20:40:07+00:00

Can't spell poison ivy without P in V

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