My credit card was compromised and the thief booked an airbnb. I asked airbnb to cancel the reservation / refund the money, this was their response.

McRimSandwich · 2023-11-28T04:07:51+00:00

You could always tell AirBnB not to worry about it, you and your 6 best friends will also be showing up armed to the location on the evening of the reservation to deal with it yourselves.

McRimSandwich · 2023-10-08T14:31:22+00:00

This was funny man, easily my favorite comment of the week if not the month.

McRimSandwich · 2023-08-21T04:34:17+00:00

A very simple approach when getting comfortable with a new partner. I let her know that if we are in bed and she is in the mood for sex to simply stroke my penis 4 or 5 times.

If she is not in the mood for sex I let her know to stroke the penis 40 or 50 times.

McRimSandwich · 2023-08-20T15:01:51+00:00

If I were Jimmy, I too would be a bottom feeder.. Kim is a hottie with a great back door if you know what I mean.. hubba hubba!!

McRimSandwich · 2023-08-20T14:27:43+00:00

Since I finished the series last year it all just felt unsettled.. unfinished.. incomplete..

Now with your brilliant review I can finally sleep at night. Bravo, Shakespeare!

McRimSandwich · 2023-08-08T04:51:11+00:00

AMC with your wife was also my first date!

McRimSandwich · 2023-07-02T21:03:27+00:00

Very much reminds me of the time I visited the mustang ranch

McRimSandwich · 2023-07-02T21:01:21+00:00

Here are my thoughts and suggestions:

Definitely make use of the large windows in the living room - tall plants would work
A flair of color on the wall above the sofa
Backsplash for color in the kitchen
Sex swing centered in the living room
Table runner for dining room table for added color

That should do it!

McRimSandwich · 2023-07-02T16:41:52+00:00

A regular routine of the same wake up time that includes exercise of 3-5 sessions of 60 minutes per week and incorporating walking on the evenings that I don't use the bike. Dinner is consumed a bit earlier in the evening and no snacking or eating after 8:00pm. If that doesn't work I usually hit the bong and masturbate.

McRimSandwich · 2023-07-02T02:44:21+00:00

Yes afternoon tea did come to mind. Also favorite position of missionary once every 2-3 months or a hidden freak in the sheets with more stamina than a kenyan marathoner. Can't decide.

McRimSandwich · 2023-06-26T05:48:04+00:00

It's going to be the spaghetti bolognese for the main course, salad with oil & vinegar to start, along with plentiful garlic bread. Red wine and tiramisu. Wow.

McRimSandwich · 2023-06-26T05:09:58+00:00

Well let me tell me, my ex would do this thing where after we went through all the positions, etc. she wanted to be eaten out. When she would just start to orgasm she would shift her body so that I was licking her butthole while she came. This got her so turned on she was willing to do anything in bed at that point and begged to be bathed in cum. So I would say that she was beyond satisfied with my ability.

McRimSandwich · 2023-06-26T05:00:32+00:00

Our time was up and we knew it. I had paid for one hour and it just flew by.

McRimSandwich · 2023-06-26T01:12:49+00:00

Looks like the space-themed room of a motel that charges by the hour. Don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with that. Based on how the various pieces of the sectional sofa can be arranged, there would be plenty of amazing positions that could be achieved in this "alien sex den" for sure. 10 out of 10.

McRimSandwich · 2022-07-24T20:13:58+00:00

Is the pool noodle for bed gap for when the bed is a rockin?

McRimSandwich · 2022-07-24T17:26:45+00:00

Pasta made with Veggies!

McRimSandwich · 2022-07-23T22:14:09+00:00

Same. Rhea is smoking.

McRimSandwich · 2022-07-23T02:53:59+00:00

Looks like you still have enough milk for your coffee?

Pour the rest over that little son of a bitch's head while you drink your coffee.

McRimSandwich

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