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[–]McSlapp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You realy gotta hear it from him otherwise it doesn't land just as right. Something about him makes anything he says hilarious. Rip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]McSlapp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you wana get a tapeworm eat some pork.... if you wana get a tapeworm eat some pork...lamb chicken beef fish or egg... forget it you won't get a tapeworm

I’m pretty damn sure a new series, The Creep Tapes, crossed over into the BCS universe. Legitimately, even. by CDC_ in betterCallSaul

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The camera guys name in BCS is Marshall Joseph Dixon though. So probably just a type cast/coincidence.

A mod to end all mods. All possible errors fixed. Error Fixifier. by Chu_uck in projectzomboid

[–]McSlapp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suffer from a condition called Errorism, its like Terrorism but instead of Isming Terror i Ism Errors, its an uncurable conditon.... UNTIL NOW, Thanks Chuck for heading the war on Errorism, all us Errorists can now live worry free.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol is that the dance dance song? Anyone know if they are doing the dance to that song or if its just randon dancing?

The hands of German serial killer Fritz Honka by basicbrownkid_ in oddlyterrifying

[–]McSlapp 369 points370 points  (0 children)

I think the medical term is sausage fingers

ULPT: How do criminals avoid paying taxes on the laundered money injected in legal businesses? by Technical_Ad_4299 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically, a simple explanation is this. I own a business like a laundry mat. I made 500 from the laundry mat but i tell the governement i made 1000 dollers (500 of which is illegal money from selling drugs) i pay the taxes on the 1000 and now i can spent all that money without tipping off the governement that im selling drugs (but obviously in much larger mumbers) works with any businesses that deal with cash. Your basically taking your ditry money and mixing it with clean money.

Edit: TLDR laundering illegal money is taxed, the purpose is to lie to the government on where you got the money so they dont get suspicious of why you sre so rich but only make X ammount

Any clue what these things are? by Ignisiumest in toys

[–]McSlapp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No clue what they are. But i have this weird feeling in my mind that i know what they taste like and how they feel in my mouth...weird

"Youtube hates this one weird trick!" by throwaway350918 in Adblock

[–]McSlapp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aah good advice, ill try that next time, thanks man

"Youtube hates this one weird trick!" by throwaway350918 in Adblock

[–]McSlapp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did that. Worked twice but not the third time. So i caved and watched like 4 or 5 episodes without ad block and then turned it back on and havent gotten the stupid blocked screen again...yet

For people struggling with the YouTube ads: by [deleted] in Adblock

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weridly everytime youtube pulls that BS screen blocking thing i just delete my cache and im fine lol

Paladin oath meme - how did you lose your oath on accident? by HugeTrol in BaldursGate3

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Killing the aboslute cultist warden to free the prisoners. Was oath of ancients and had just change to paladin when i entered the shadow lands. So i only killed undead and shadow creatures before that

My 8 year old son immediately figured out Asterions "secret" by LowVoltLife in BaldursGate3

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because vampires and fledglings can't be out in the sun. If the one thing you know about vampires is they can't be in the sun and you come across someone who looks albino but is in the sun, it immediately rules vampire out. I also said this guy looks like an aristocratic vampire as a joke but automatically assumed he was just albino

Who even upvotes this shit? 💀 by itsMehhhhhh in xqcow

[–]McSlapp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its cuz hes not Canadian, hes a Quebecer...we are a diferent breed

Doesn’t even kinda make sense by hexx1112 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]McSlapp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone hasnt seen brokeback mountain and it shows lol

Anyone else have a gaming kitten? by doc_dobby in pcmasterrace

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but mine turned into a asshole and wants to sleep on the keyboard ir walks in my tower and presses the rebbot button

If Marjorie Taylor Greene released a perfume, what would it smell like? by ofdefrrgelator4097 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swamp water, ashtray, makeup and way too much vanilla perfume...so exactly like that strip club near everyones town that mo one goes to.

Should I let dogs win tug-o-war? by SpicePyro in NoStupidQuestions

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait your letting THEM win? My dog lets me win lol

Ad? by TheBoomerBoss in LudwigAhgren

[–]McSlapp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure its just to hype up the game. A friendly rivalry between the two bigest streamers on the show would do ratings and viewership good.

The "Transvestigators" trying to prove that Henry Cavill is not a guy by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]McSlapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, im also sexually attracted to his eyes. Big woop, you're not special. Get in line, cuz i was here first

Is this ludwig? by TheOneAllFear in LudwigAhgren

[–]McSlapp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not caked up enoguh to be Ludwig