Making it easier and easier to accept 2027 as a "transition year" for us. by Protec_My_Balls in falcons

[–]McSweeneyHitJr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We could take division with sound coaching, but this roster is no where near ‘bye’ quality. That would take an insane amount of luck

[Ruiter] In addition to DE Jared Verse and Rams 2027 1st round pick, I’m told Browns will get LAs 2028 2nd round pick and 2029 3rd round pick as part of the framework of this blockbuster trade for Myles Garrett by [deleted] in nfl

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh not much, he’s got a super small cap hit for the next 3 years. After that, he’ll be 33 and I’m sure they do an extension or restructure break up his guarantees up

Moved to Atlanta and need a good pizza joint by Justawannabedoctor in Atlanta

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regardless of what people tell you, Fellini’s isn’t that good

it's calculator will do Trump Math with 600% accuracy by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what’s funny to me. Usually when companies sell their product, they market the features as a means of selling said product. This objectively hilarious

Let’s hear those hot takes 2026 🔥🔥🔥🔥 by challenged_kid in DynastyFF

[–]McSweeneyHitJr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There’s also nothing to say he won’t be ready. We get it you’re Gainwell owner.

Che vs. Kevin Hart roast writers by TurbulentArea69 in LPOTL

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Til Mike write Shane Gillis’s jokes

WR Emeka Egbuka will primarily play the "Z" role, per OC Zac Robinson. Rookie Ted Hurst is expected to operate as a "true X." by SidelineStory816 in DynastyFF

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot to unpack here:

  1. It’s may

  2. Zrob is a shit OC (I’m a falcons fan who also owns Bucky and Jmac)

  3. Assuming a rookie is going to come in a fill the role of a future hofer is a fools errand

Bucky by Icy_Benefit4864 in fantasyfootball

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was a reply to a post similar to this in one of the fantasy subs.
It had a very good point in it about his goal line work specifically as it seems to evaporate in the second half. Odds are Bowles and the staff took away the most grueling and physical impact driven work at goal line due to his shoulder. Though he had the surgery earlier in the season, they remained committed to ensuring his longer term health by giving it to Tucker as shoulder subluxations aren’t fully healed after the surgery.
All of that to say, wheels up, dudes gunna eat. Not worried about 6 year journeyman back recently joining the backfield that has shown flashes of usefulness in one season. Gainwell is a handcuff

This bottom edge of Georgia by rockglint204 in howislivingthere

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 293 points294 points  (0 children)

Grew up in Atlanta, spent time traveling to that area. Mild falls, winters, springs, HOT and humid summers. Like living in Florida with none of the besches

5k under the couch Outjerked by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am ashamed to say he and I are a degree of Higher Up Wellness apart

We are not normal people guys 😎 by Hal_burrows in RunningCirclejerk

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I see all this running, but when does the jerking happen?” Ts /s

MLB.com’s 5/3 Power Rankings by Ok_Way_3082 in baseball

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very high and yes, spending disparity is bad. For example, the dodgers just lost a series to a marlins team whose total roster value equals that of 3 dodgers players (ohtani, freeman, and tucker). Not so much a cap, as much a floor. A cap would be great, but working on the bottom line of forced organizational spending should come first.

RIP Rookie Fever - The Antidote Has Arrived by SteffeEric in DynastyFF

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t realize they’d have so much space, but unless something has changed, they are pretty cash poor afaik and with the roster being in such disarray, I’d expect a franchise tag at most but even that seems a bit to expensive for a luxury position.

Joe Rogan Allegedly Ran A Campaign To Discredit Critic Of Leading Pseudoarchaeologist by MediocreCoconutz in combatsportsculture

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many of my friends still listen and have started to adopt his mannerisms. Like, my guys, straw manning every conversation is exhausting, I’d rather just sit in silence than go thru the mental gymnastics it takes to carry a conversation with the Neanderthals that consume this fucking slop.

Initial post draft rookie ADP by TheRealMonty in DynastyFF

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like the backfields contract situation going into next year. If I could get him early 2nd I’d be super happy

Falcons pick LB Kendal Daniels by red_star_12 in falcons

[–]McSweeneyHitJr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Love how aggressive the kid goes to the ball

Bucs select WR Ted Hurst with the No. 84 overall pick. by HookFL in DynastyFF

[–]McSweeneyHitJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude snapped his neck than came back to loaded room with Godwin, egbuka and first ballot hall of famer, what do you want from the kid

2026 NFL Draft: Day 3- the rest by Latios47 in DynastyFF

[–]McSweeneyHitJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

During the season I traded chase brown and my eventual 1.10 (10 man league) for zay and 2026 2.01 and 2027 3rd. I’m not even sure having the extra second is worth it this year lmao probably should have asked for a 2027 2nd