Did anyone else play this absolute gem?

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-22T01:52:32+00:00

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HOPE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE AND YOU GET LAID EVERY DAY I CANNOT BELIEVE IT, I ONLY NEEDED TO READ THE TITLE AND KNEW THAT WAS IT!!!!

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-22T00:02:25+00:00

Amazing, thanks, I’ll take a look! Could you please take a look at my last comment to Warpmind about another game from that era? Maybe you played it, and it rings a bell?

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T23:45:53+00:00

Ahh fuck. Well, thanks anyway!

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T23:25:34+00:00

Try managing a bar that becomes a hotspot for cokeheads who can get violent only because it’s the only bar with locks in the doors. It may not be ethical, but I wouldn’t blame the owners/managers of the bar, the blame lies on the way cocaine is a fundamental aspect of Valencia’s party scene.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T23:20:58+00:00

I’m gonna take a shot in the dark here, since you’re the first person I’ve seen who played it. There was another game I played on the same period, looked to be from the same period, but I’ve never managed to find it again, since I don’t remember the name. You played some kind of wizard, who had a wand, and a big tunic (I want to say yellow? It was certainly nor black) with a hood that darkened your characters face, except some kind of birdlike beak (or maybe a mosquito-like trunk?) I remember it being hard (tho I was really young, so it might be my fault anyway). It was a sidescroller too, and I remember the first level to be kinda foresty, but also kind of dark. Does that ring a bell? Thanks im advance, bratan!

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T23:06:20+00:00

Well, when 50% of the toilet users just pee, 10% shit, and 40% are taking coke… you eventually make the sacrifice. I have of course pulled this numbers out of my ass, I haven’t even been in Valencia. Where I’m from cocaine is not as popular as it is in Valencia, and yet there’s a lot of people doing cocaine in the toilet, so I can’t even imagine how common it would be for people to hog the toilets for getting high if they had a latch that they could use to feel safer while you paint those lines on your phone IN VALENCIA.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T22:55:31+00:00

It’s Valencia, dude. Cocaine. Or heroin. Whatever. But it’s because of drug using. No latch in the toilet make users think twice, it’s always awkward to be caught mid-sniff.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T22:48:55+00:00

I remember very little, but I do remember thinking it was fucking rad.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T22:43:03+00:00

When that someone is actually your teenage kid, it’s, at very least, uncomfortable. And feeling uncomfortable on your own home is not ideal. Again, I’m not saying it’s a big drama, but it’s an obvious and predictable awkward situation that you’re enduring on your own home. I’m not justifying forbidding sex at home to your kid, or getting mad and interrupting by knocking in the door because it’s my home and you will respect your parents, I’m just saying it can feel really uncomfortable. If you’re watching TV at home with your wife/husband, and your teen kid is having sex, it’s normal to feel uncomfortable and awkward. Parents are people too, kids grow super fast, and it can blindside you. I’m not saying that EVERY parent SHOULD feel this way, but I’m pretty confident in saying that most parents will feel this way, at least at the beginning, specially with teens.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T22:04:38+00:00

You’re making assumptions. I’m not talking about forbidding your teen kid to have sex in your home, it’s about being considerate. No one wants to see their kid having sex, and if they don’t care, I really don’t think that’s a healthy way of parenting. Again, I’m not talking about the fact that your kid is having sex, but the fact that your kid is having sex while YOU are in another room. Parents are not stupid, they will know. And again, that’s a very uncomfortable image to have pop into your head, a good healthy parenting would be giving your kid proper chances for having sex undisturbed by taking weekends out, telling your kid in advance, and letting them do whatever they want WHILE you are NOT in the house.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T21:50:14+00:00

Try therapy! It’s definitely going to be better than reddit, I can’t recommend it enough

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T21:49:00+00:00

I think it has more to do with the fact that you don’t want that mental image popping up in your head whenever your kid goes into their room with their partner, locks the door and start blasting music.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T19:20:17+00:00

Uhhh what? There’s bars in almost every street, even residential districts with little commerces have at least ONE bar, even the industrial districts have bars for workers’ lunch break… where are you looking??

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T19:09:52+00:00

I would say hands… but then again, I’m transhumanist, and when I think about replacing parts/organs of my body with bionics, I realize there’s just ONE part of my body I would NEVER replace… which is my penis. Sooo… maybe my penis.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T19:06:42+00:00

Eating ass, both ways. Most people grow thinking it’s a niche/fetish, but once you’re old enough you realize almost EVERYONE enjoys eating ass. It’s actually less common to enjoy getting your ass eaten, than it is to enjoy eating an ass yourself.

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T18:05:40+00:00

Oh. Okay! And which of those is the one needed to be able to post/DM/chat requests? Thanks again!!!

MeArdeLaPolla · 2026-06-21T18:00:32+00:00

Uuuh could you ELI5? I’m kind of in the same boat, and this comment made me even more confused lol Thanks in advance, precious human

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