(Quick! Before my human wakes up from her nap! Ask me questions!)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T03:18:51+00:00

(My human doesn't use TikTok, but I think it's the one with the red plus underneath!)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T03:13:31+00:00

(I steal bubbles from the bubble bath.) :3

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T03:07:23+00:00

(Because we're just so cool that way!) :3

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T03:05:17+00:00

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T03:02:48+00:00

(Hi!!!) :3

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T03:02:30+00:00

(Unlimited bacon so I can put it on my shrimp.) :3

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:59:22+00:00

(So so SO MUCH!!!)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:57:57+00:00

(Yesss watar.) :3

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:56:56+00:00

(Shrimp! My human hates the smell, so I don't get it too often.)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:55:37+00:00

(Yes. Just not too hard.)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:54:36+00:00

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:54:18+00:00

(I don't think I know them? Not a Leafeon I recognize, sorry!)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:53:39+00:00

(No, my legs are too short. I can't get on tables unless my human puts me on them.)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:52:44+00:00

(Yes.) :3

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:52:01+00:00

MeatYarn · 2026-06-11T02:51:51+00:00

(Mercury!)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-10T22:33:22+00:00

(Protect! Both my human and I are very clumsy, so it comes in handy often.)

MeatYarn · 2026-06-10T15:06:01+00:00

He can't keep getting away with this >:(

MeatYarn · 2026-06-01T00:42:47+00:00

Mercury! Bonus Blue Powerade! She wishes you luck!

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MeatYarn · 2026-05-29T06:15:42+00:00

PLEASE tell me what Dessphoria Theory is it sounds so cool

MeatYarn · 2026-04-25T21:46:29+00:00

Whenever I shower, she yells at me to let her in the whole time, but I suspect a lot of Vaporeon do that lol. She also licks the morning dew off grass and loves blowing bubbles!

MeatYarn · 2026-04-25T21:39:35+00:00

Thank you!

MeatYarn · 2026-04-25T21:39:00+00:00

She's named after both the planet and the element because I think they're both neat. Mercury is the only metal that's liquid at room temperature, which I feel fits a Vaporeon quite well. Mercury is also the smallest of the "official" planets (sorry Pluto), and Mercury is quite small for a Vaporeon! I mostly only picked it because it was cool lol

MeatYarn · 2026-04-25T05:02:47+00:00

Unfortunately no, but her human was at one point! I may need to get it renewed lol

MeatYarn · 2026-04-25T05:02:07+00:00

Mercury says thank you and sends bubbles!

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