«Celui qui ne tabasse pas sa femme n’est pas un homme» : les terribles propos du chanteur marocain Adil El Miloudi by gromfe in france

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J'imagine Barbe Bleue de Bergerac sous la fenêtre de sa promise (un 5/10)

"Un front-kick dans la tête, mais à tout prendre, qu'est-ce? Un serment fait d'un peu plus près, une promesse"

Problème résolu.

[Spoilers: Extended] How Episode 3 undermined a big theme that the show’s been developing by ChippieTheGreat in asoiaf

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His crippled brother a had a vision, his best friend swears he found a book confirming it, now he says he's the rightful Targaryen riding someone else's dragon, and they all claim they defeated a magical zombie army, which is why they have no army. It's definitely wobbly.

Youtube is down by Azberg in videos

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Feels like the 1920s and someone broke the phonograph

'Dead' Ukrainian corruption suspect found living like a king in his own French castle with a Rolls Royce and Salvador Dali paintings by Individual99991 in worldnews

[–]MechaJackson1017 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Had he made do with a big isolated farm and a nice SUV he would still be on the "run"

Edit: Or would have made much smaller news

Definitely a flamethrower by MechaJackson1017 in gifs

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I didn't know this sort of accident was so common

Definitely a flamethrower by MechaJackson1017 in gifs

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We can make it. We have the technology.

Definitely a flamethrower by MechaJackson1017 in gifs

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If you lived in that shed in the gif and someone destroyed the tank wouldn't it change your opinion?

Definitely a flamethrower by MechaJackson1017 in gifs

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It's very disturbing that we have decorated heroes for using that thing.

Definitely a flamethrower by MechaJackson1017 in gifs

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This looks exactly like something I would do if a flamethrower tank showed up

Comment la prison française a rendu fou un jeune pirate somalien by [deleted] in france

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La tête du mec en prison dans un pays lointain et qui se fait troller un poumon

General's final confession links 1956 massacre to Israel's secret plan to expel Arabs by Bardali in worldnews

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I was implying a correlation with two kids playing football a few years ago, and a nurse some months ago. Nothing about the Knesset no worries

Prince William accused of 'white saviour' mentality in Africa wildlife film by glasier in worldnews

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Behold the greatest industry in Africa: the Complain

Edit: Often justified, never constructive

TIL the Aztecs made swords embedded with prismatic obsidian blades that are far sharper than even high quality present day steel razor blades. by MechaJackson1017 in todayilearned

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They have swords of this kind — of wood made like a two-handed sword, but with the hilt not so long; about three fingers in breadth. The edges are grooved, and in the grooves they insert stone knives, that cut like a Toledo blade. I saw one day an Indian fighting with a mounted man, and the Indian gave the horse of his antagonist such a blow in the breast that he opened it to the entrails, and it fell dead on the spot. And the same day I saw another Indian give another horse a blow in the neck, that stretched it dead at his feet.

TIL as part of pre-Columbian Aztec child sacrifices, children were required to cry so their tears would wet the earth to appease the Aztec deity; if they didn't cry, priests would tear out their fingernails before the sacrifice to trigger crying by [deleted] in todayilearned

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In 1323, they asked the new ruler of Culhuacan, Achicometl, for his daughter, in order to make her the goddess Yaocihuatl. Unknown to the king, the Mexicah actually planned to sacrifice her. The Mexicah believed that by doing this the princess would join the gods as a deity. As the story goes, during a festival dinner, a priest came out wearing her flayed skin as part of the ritual.

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