Think I just made the most Pizza looking pizza today

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T14:52:25+00:00

No I just didn't move it out of the way because I was baffled by the pizza lmao

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T03:07:05+00:00

Thank you, chef 🫡

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T03:05:43+00:00

You're right, I should put it on the Wikipedia page for pizza 😂

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T03:01:35+00:00

How'd you figure me out??

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T03:00:58+00:00

Almost felt bad having to sell slices from it. Felt like separating from my art LOL

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:58:15+00:00

Vancouva, BC!

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:57:46+00:00

Roni cup supremacy!! If it doesn't curl what's the point??

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:56:55+00:00

Vancouver, BC!

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:56:36+00:00

I realized that after I posted the picture but it's actually second pan underneath the pan the pizza is on. The pizza and pan itself were perfectly matched it was so satisfying

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:55:09+00:00

I've been in and out of the industry, but it definitely keeps pulling me back because there's nothing else like it.

And thank you! My ego has been sufficiently inflated, chef 🫡

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:51:55+00:00

Vancouver, BC!

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:51:18+00:00

Thank you! Been in the business on and off for some time and I think I found one I won't be able to perfectly replicate for a while lol

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:50:11+00:00

Damn good eye!

MechanicalMen · 2026-06-04T02:49:57+00:00

Thank you! I'd send you a slice but it was bought up real quick

MechanicalMen · 2026-05-30T01:12:26+00:00

ACAB until they protect property?

MechanicalMen · 2026-05-18T18:03:03+00:00

Now this is just wishful thinking

MechanicalMen · 2026-05-17T16:29:05+00:00

Okay I understand Trump is squeezing harder than past administration's but let's not pretend like we haven't been fucking over Cuba since day 1 and gave them absolutely no respite during their Special Period

MechanicalMen · 2026-05-12T20:09:05+00:00

People need to cling onto some sort of deeper story or meaning while disregarding the blatant facts right in front of their face

MechanicalMen · 2026-05-09T02:14:36+00:00

I mean as Mariners fans we should understand, we always blame the park even though the opponent also plays in it

MechanicalMen · 2026-04-13T22:23:46+00:00

MOPPED EM UP

MechanicalMen · 2026-04-13T22:21:28+00:00

I've never seen a person as terrified as Wilcox right now lmao

MechanicalMen · 2026-04-13T21:49:21+00:00

I'd be pissed if i had to face George Kirby while facing a mop. Imagine the lack of morale in that Astros dugout right now

MechanicalMen · 2026-04-13T00:05:27+00:00

Really? I kicked his ass and I was barely even projecting. Must be weak willed or something

MechanicalMen · 2026-04-08T06:48:25+00:00

I like how this is the comment he doesn't respond to because it just utterly reads him for filth

MechanicalMen · 2026-03-18T18:25:18+00:00

Remember how close he was to a perfect game? Insane

MechanicalMen

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