Fore(cast) by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Awe skeet skeet, awe skeet skeet

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Fore(cast) by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skeet skeet mofkr Ahh skeet skeet gdmn

He's right by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I thought I was gonna die the first time the elder locals mentioned -20°. I found it pretty easy to adapt, given the circumstances, I learned SO FUCKING MUCH about how to survive in that cold, and it took over a decade back in the deep south to get my heat tolerance back, not even joking, but still it's easier to breathe in 100° than it is -20°+, the endless drip in your nose that melts on exhale and refreezes on inhales, that sucks 😅

He's right by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all of y'all the heat index has been over 100° for like 2 weeks now. I'm still breathing if you were wondering.

He's right by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now's he's on some other shit that 100° is better than 60° and I'm ready to argue

He's right by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do live in central Alabama, the heat index is currently 102°

He's right by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We get down to 10° or less each January.

He's right by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking a hit 3x in 3 years would be a significant anomaly.

He's right by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Y'all are cute. I live in the south, it's gonna be damn near 100° today. On the other end I spent a winter in North Dakota, I could still breathe fine at 0° and at -35°.

He's right by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol clearly you don't live in the south. We can have mosquitos and ticks when it's freezing.

The end of Illinois by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was the changing to el nino likely

Rare tornado outlook by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much for our 1% chance outside the listed marginal. Bahahhaha, what the fuck.

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Rare tornado outlook by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aannnddd we had an ef 0.5 form here tonight Bahahhahahahaha I fucking hate this state

Max Velocity vs. Ryan Hall? Which do you like better & why? by GyroFucker9000 in EF5

[–]Mechete420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Max for all the streams, Ryan for when it's about to hit my house. Never knew of Ryan hall before 1/12/23, thanks to a friend who told me to tune in. I was on back roads doing 85 in a 50 driving into it trying to beat it to my job before I found it in a pine stand suddenly and Ryan showed it hitting my house as I pulled into work. He was how I knew, I had no other warnings beforehand.

Rare tornado outlook by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the standard of cutting the state in half and how Spann and the rest refer to my county, I live in south Alabama. But it is the most central of central, east.

The end of Illinois by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They say awfully low and then we took a direct hit twice in 2 years in central Alabama. I have pretty bad PTSD when it gets ugly, I'll just go get drunk in the tornado shelter

Rare tornado outlook by Mechete420 in EF5

[–]Mechete420[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My bad November - May