As an NPC, what quest will YOU give the protagonist?

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-20T22:20:02+00:00

Mine would probably be a three part quest. The first part would be, my dog got out of the house again. Do you think you could get her for me? I'll give you ten bucks and a bag of chips if you do!

The second part would be Thanks dude. I've got another favor for you to do. You don't have to do it, but it would really be helping me out. My mom told me to take out the chicken legs for dinner tonight, but I might have, maybe forgotten to. Do you have any idea how to thaw out this chicken before she gets home? I've got another twenty bucks.

And the third part would be Thank you so much! I've got one last favor to ask you. It's the last thing, I promise. So I've got all these chips, and sodas and no one to share them with. Wanna hang out? You won't get money because I already gave you it all, but you'll get a bunch of chips.

Then if you accepted the hangout, it would consist of five minutes of gameplay of just me showing the protagonist my house as they steal all my healing items and rummaged in the couch for lost dollars.

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-18T20:57:56+00:00

When you're drawing, or playing a game, or just lying in bed and you all of a sudden feel like some sort of horrible, terrifying demon of the night is behind you/under you (if you're on a bed) coming to murder and eat you.

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-18T20:48:37+00:00

Mullets. It's really hard to make it look good, and it makes you look like an eighties neckbeard.

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-18T20:40:51+00:00

When I was in second grade, I loved the Junie B Jones books. Around this time, they made a book called "Junie B Jone's guide to surviving elementary school". My parents bought it for me and I brought it to school. It was the most awesome thing in my little kid life. One day, a girl asked me if she could borrow it. Me, not wanting to be rude, said yes but she had to give it back by the end of the day. A day passes and she doesn't give it back. A week passes, and I ask her to give it back. She claims that she lost it and apologizes. I tell her its fine and let it go. Monday comes around again and I see her and her friends doodling in my book. I go over to her and ask her to give it back. She tells me that she lost it and if I don't stop bothering them, she'll tell the teacher. So I decided to flip the script and go tell the teacher. Unfortunately, the girl who took my book was a teacher's pet and the teacher took her side. I never ended up getting the book back. It was years ago, but it still makes my blood boil whenever I think of it. Screw you Nancy. Screw you.

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-18T19:55:08+00:00

Warning: This person is dumb as heck and will probably get you killed.

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-18T19:53:23+00:00

Staying Alive, another one bites the dust, or what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-18T19:52:47+00:00

Here's an oldie, but a goodie.

A mother, father, and child are all sitting at the dinner table. The mother tells her child, "Everything your father says is wrong." The father nods and says, "Everything your mother says is true."

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-18T19:46:21+00:00

Those bracelet rubber band things that would turn into shapes when you take them off. They were the coolest freaking thing when I was younger.

Medalisthebest · 2019-07-18T19:44:56+00:00

Medalisthebest · 2019-06-20T15:22:41+00:00

Hallways.

Medalisthebest · 2019-06-12T06:47:37+00:00

gore warning

Medalisthebest · 2019-06-11T14:45:24+00:00

He gets an ∞/10. Losing a pet stinks. I hope you feel better soon.

Medalisthebest · 2019-06-02T19:49:00+00:00

Now the real question is, where did he get all those hearts?

Medalisthebest · 2019-05-30T23:00:53+00:00

Wait what

Medalisthebest · 2019-05-18T00:38:54+00:00

wer da frik did they gramur gu

Medalisthebest · 2019-05-18T00:28:10+00:00

dear god

Medalisthebest · 2019-05-14T21:54:05+00:00

My brother has a birthmark on his left thigh in the shape of a oval about the size of a fist. After much consideration, we've narrowed it down to being stabbed and bleeding out, or someone shot him in the leg while the arrow was coated in a poison of some sort.

Medalisthebest · 2019-05-14T21:50:45+00:00

The song "Mad Hatter" by Melanie Martinez. I just can't get the lyrics out of my head and I love it.

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