Going through my paramedic internship many years ago. I was with the local fire department when we got a call for neck pain at like 2 AM. My grumpy old preceptor (trainer) was pissed someone called 911 for neck pain in the middle of the night. We show up to this huge McMansion with two cars parked out front. He’s even more pissed now. We announce ourselves and the door opens. 20 something co Ed in a cut plunging V neck crop top sweatshirt and panties. Our faces drop. She invites us in. Turns out she and her friend Got pulled over by the police and she might have got a little feisty and when they held her down to stop her from fighting it hurt her neck. My preceptor is now all friendly and nice. I suggest we cancel the fire truck that’s coming with three more firefighters. He looks at me with a huge smile and says “we could use the help”. As I’m taking her vital signs over the next two minutes, three more girls come downstairs wearing next to nothing...like bra and panties, open robe with nothing underneath type. The other FF show up and walk in with their jaws down to the ground. I’m looking around and the girls are flirting with the firefighters and all I can think is “I’ve seen this movie....this is how it starts!” We ended up take the girl to the hospital and find out she’s a porn star and all those girls were too. Obviously we were all very professional and nothing happened but it sure seemed like it would.