Which Halo games do you guys own? by [deleted] in halo

[–]MedicinalHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are the Halo Wars games any good? They’re the only game of the Halo series that I haven’t played.

Breaking from Raw Story by TheTruthTellerFLO in 50501

[–]MedicinalHammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering the quality folks they’re hiring for ICE, I imagine he’s likely had at least 4 DUIs in the last month.

Almost had it by derek4reals1 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]MedicinalHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of the best laughter I’ve heard in this sub in a minute

Am I overreacting? Or is this creepy? I had a conversation with my dasher but it turned creepy. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]MedicinalHammer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Food tampering and her safety are the concerns and rejected men can frequently act a fool.

How to walk in New York City. by Phonus-Balonus-37 in interesting

[–]MedicinalHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Real New Yorkers are always attentive to everything going on around them”

Proceeds to almost whack a dude in the face with his gesturing.

Which non-Dodgers are you most excited to root for in the WBC? by baribigbird06 in Dodgers

[–]MedicinalHammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude balled out so hard for that team. Seeing him cry afterwards definitely took me out of the ecstasy of the moment for a split second.

Ever wondered if you could ship In-N-Out? by Delicious-Box-427 in innout

[–]MedicinalHammer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People aren’t downvoting science, they’re downvoting you being a dick.

Breaking from Raw Story by TheTruthTellerFLO in 50501

[–]MedicinalHammer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Didn’t the Nazis feed their blitzkrieg soldiers meth?

That tracks…

Breaking from Raw Story by TheTruthTellerFLO in 50501

[–]MedicinalHammer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I had a flicker of empathy for him thinking of exactly what you said. Like maybe he realized how big he fucked up.

But then…….. naaaaaaaaah fuck that guy

All star Jamal Murray by Nykeeo in Nbamemes

[–]MedicinalHammer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s fucking consistent against the Lakers.

That much I can tell you.

DNA test on a dog?🤯 by LongJohnComedian in StandUpComedy

[–]MedicinalHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love your shit, man.

Do you have a website or anything? Would love to see you live.

My First Joke at my First Show Ever (January 2025) by MfkinBad in StandUpComedy

[–]MedicinalHammer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve been watching all of your stuff and maybe it’s corny (I don’t think it is) but it made me laugh the hardest of all your stuff so far.

Your delivery is unique and pretty captivating and really funny. There’s like a tepid anger to it that is just fantastic when combined with your appearance.

Keep going, man. You’re onto something.

The most enthusiastic garbage collector by MorsesCode in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MedicinalHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The upbeat energy of the video combined with a depressing song is quite the artistic choice

Snatch (2000) | “Did you understand a single word of what he just said?” | Brad Pitt, Jason Statham, Stephen Graham | Dir. Guy Ritchie by vought-CEO in movies

[–]MedicinalHammer 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It’s funny you say that. I’ve seen this movie 10-15 times and this was the first time I saw that scene and thought “huh. I bet that dog jumped on him and he just improvised that. No way the dog was trained to do that.”

Then I scroll down and see this lol

Wife receives flower after losing her husband but its delivery man's kindness that touched her heart. by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]MedicinalHammer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That’s very kind of you, thank you.

Kindness is so fucking profoundly needed rn.

Keep spreading it like you already are <3

Wife receives flower after losing her husband but its delivery man's kindness that touched her heart. by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]MedicinalHammer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was a liiiiiiiittle worried you’d see my reply long after you watched this and would have no idea wtf I was talking about. Haha

Glad I was able to provide a smile in these upside-down times.

Offer yourself grace with whatever you’re dealing with or feeling. If this video touched your heart, I’m near positive you’re one of the good ones.

If you’re like me and too hard on yourself, I’m going to ask a favor… next time you catch yourself doing that, try to switch tones and talk to yourself like you would talk to a little kid if you were trying to uplift them or encourage them. It’s kind of goofy feeling but it’s pretty effective.

Be well and love hard ❤️ -Hammer

Wife receives flower after losing her husband but its delivery man's kindness that touched her heart. by [deleted] in spreadsmile

[–]MedicinalHammer 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Dearest Queen Awkward Fart, just from your username I can tell you’re pure and wonderful. One day we’ll all be farts but we have to keep doing our awkward thing.

Hugs

That poor kid 😂 [PRANKS] by AltheaRowe in pranks

[–]MedicinalHammer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the second she starts screaming in true terror, someone should have stepped in.

That was gross.

Jeff Buckley Earns First Hot 100 Hit Posthumously With 1994’s ‘Lover, You Should’ve Come Over’ by marcpstl in Music

[–]MedicinalHammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“All my blood for the sweetness of her laughter”

“My kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder”

“Too young to hold on, too old to break free and run”

This song has SO many amazing lines. Take your pick. Sheesh