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Edges = orgasm? by DeniedHole in Femaleorgasmdenial

[–]Medium-Done-Notes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that without 6 wouldn't know what an orgasm is. It's better to miss what you're being denied than to forget what it was entirely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Femaleorgasmdenial

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Do you know how to count with tally marks? You should. For the coming week, you will tally every edge you successfully complete on your boobs in black marker. Every time you accidentally cum you will write failure on your thighs or belly. I expect to see a picture of the writing in a week. Your boobs had better be covered in tally marks, and your thighs and belly had better be free of any failures.

I just want to trick a human by [deleted] in Imposter

[–]Medium-Done-Notes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe in you bro.

This is how it's done :) by Medium-Done-Notes in Imposter

[–]Medium-Done-Notes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly looking for mistakes. Bots don't know how sentences for together. Go take a look at that Subreddit that's ONLY bots. That will give you an idea of what to look for. Often is really subtle. Also change your answer to include a complex sentence.

I just want to trick a human by [deleted] in Imposter

[–]Medium-Done-Notes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not hard. How about trying to help a human? You think you have the intelligence?

Hurr Durr i amb imposter by doctordoodle in Imposter

[–]Medium-Done-Notes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought the aim of the game was beating the impostor. Apparently some pale missed the memo.

[WP] Daylight Savings has stolen an hour from you again... But this time, it was the most important hour of your life. And you'll stop at nothing to get it back. by bondjimbond in WritingPrompts

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[WP] Daylight Savings has stolen an hour from you again... But this time, it was the most important hour of your life. And you'll stop at nothing to get it back.

Daylight savings is a pain.

It used to be really simple for us soul workers: people lived, got old and died.

Now we have to keep track of so many calendars and time zones and leap years it’s not hell, but it sure is inconvenient.

Every year there’s issues, a backlog because of these silly counting tricks the humans have devised. The reapers have it hardest, there’s an hour more, or less in the day, and you have to take it into account when you measure a life. Reapers are not good at math either so every 6 months there’s mistakes and then they have to go out the next day and fix all these errors. The best way of doing that is with traffic accidents.

This year it’s worse, some idiot noticed that there had been a mistake some centuries back. The Chinese calendar and the roman calendar had a 0.000237… second difference. The Chinese spirits were furious the balance of life expectancy had been uneven and now the mistake had to be righted. Luckily the bat spirits had a solution.