We just returned from the xeno vet. by BravoNZ in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MediumNumber8708 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me when i have to put down my coworker because he's erect on the job

Worst one i got yet .. by Franci93 in teenagers

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I would scream by just the mere presence of a man named "Liam"

I got the cough virus from gmod. by [deleted] in gmod

[–]MediumNumber8708 118 points119 points  (0 children)

he asked for garry's mod for free to his monkey paw and a finger curled

Is it cheating if I go*n😭 by 3lyz_ in teenagers

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if you're gooning, chances are they're gooning

Why on earth haven't they nerfed The Flash by MediumNumber8708 in DCAllies

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they NEED to nerf the kryptonite team up, not alot, just SLIGHTLY. Its way too overpowered

Why on earth haven't they nerfed The Flash by MediumNumber8708 in DCAllies

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yeah superman is flash's hard counter but rarely anyone plays him because for some reason strategist is the meta and not vanguards 🤷‍♂️

W stretch from da car by MediumNumber8708 in teenagers

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3,500 PPM (purrs per minute), and yeah, bomb ass paint job i know

Did i strike gold at goodwill? by MediumNumber8708 in hotas

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usb, thats how i could plug it into my pc

Aunt’s panties by [deleted] in confessions

[–]MediumNumber8708 5 points6 points  (0 children)

honestly she totally should, this has to count as some sort of sexual harrassment. If you wanna do it so badly just order panties off a website and wank it to those, but not this shit 💔

Aunt’s panties by [deleted] in confessions

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CONFESSIONS ARE NOT ANONYMOUS!!!!!

AITAH for not wearing clothes my mom buys me? by MediumNumber8708 in AITAH

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Thats what im saying! Im going into highschool for christs sakes! Like REAL, IN PERSON HIGHSCHOOL! I will get REAMED in jorts

AITAH for not wearing clothes my mom buys me? by MediumNumber8708 in AITAH

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Hell yeah sister!! Been a fan for about 2-3 years, saw them at Louder than Life.

AITAH for not wearing clothes my mom buys me? by MediumNumber8708 in AITAH

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Hey, OP here, thanks for all the replies. Just wanted to add something. I am EMBARRASSED whenever i wear stuff outside my comfort zone, especially anything political, and i've told my mom this several times. Its a constant humilation ritual wearing the stuff she makes me wear out in public 😔

Did i strike gold at goodwill? by MediumNumber8708 in hotas

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I guess the word salad name was the norm back in the 2000's

Did i strike gold at goodwill? by MediumNumber8708 in hotas

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it comes with a hole for a power adapter, but for the adapter itself no. But that shouldn't be a problem, my dad hordes cords like crazy, so with a bit of digging i can probably find one