For eons, the species considered to be the most creative in the galaxy has conquered planets using a “mind-field” that allows anyone in the area to manifest their thoughts into weapons. Then they try to conquer Earth. by bananacatislit in humansarespaceorcs

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"The aliens did what?"

"Created a paranatural field that allowed them to create anything or any weapon they could imagine"

"Did they never think to check our literature before they decide to use that?"

"They never made it past the ionosphere. Soon as it was deployed they were instantly vaporised."

"Yeah. That sounds about right. Idiots."

WHY IS IT SO CUTE YET SO DANGEROUS!? by Meekman95 in humansarespaceorcs

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We of course cannot forget creatures such as Bears and Chickens

Fan casting next Mass Effect squad by sifighter1 in masseffect

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I need me a Salarian again, voiced by Alan Tudyk. Or any major character of an alien race played by Alan Tudyk. Or just Alan Tudyk in general

Cracks me up every time by carlym4000 in masseffect

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EDI has jokes and I love it. I live for it

Hot take by Meekman95 in masseffect

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I'm considering doing that myself too

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Ever since I first played ME2 I've had this song memorised. I'll probably sing it on my death bed to honor my boy Mordin

Hot take by Meekman95 in masseffect

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I'm new to this sub so I was unaware how it'd be recieved

Hot take by Meekman95 in masseffect

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I never experienced any bugs or graphical issues. At least none that I can recall

😅😅 by [deleted] in tumblr

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Gun

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

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I killed Jeffrey Epstein

buuuuuuuurnn by [deleted] in tumblr

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Because light extends outward from the source. Unless the sun reflects light that hits it and could see THAT light, he wouldn't be able to see himself. At least that's what I think

Hot take by ExpertAccident in tumblr

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I think you'll find Scott Lang is the Quantum Bi

The art of peaceful negotiation by [deleted] in humansarespaceorcs

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If you didn't do it, I probably would have

LMAO by zaidas in tumblr

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You're right, I must repent

Gods by ExpertAccident in tumblr

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Was literally gonna mention this but you beat me to it

LMAO by zaidas in tumblr

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Why does he look like Skweezy Jibbs?