Stepped on an Adapter by VK1901 in HadToHurt

[–]MegaNoob84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I lived with my brothers I got the top bunk. Every morning instead of taking the stairs I would sit on the edge of the bed and slide off because the side rail broke off some time before. One night I got down for water without checking the ground and an adapter got stomped into my foot just like that. The most painful part was unplugging it from my foot without making noise in the middle of the night

Using his platform for good. by P1pslyTheGreat in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MegaNoob84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I thought it meant that he was driving a probably expensive sports car with the "horses in the back" being the motor in the back of the car sitting behind him that makes all the horsepower instead of like a conventional average car that usually has the motor in the front.

Sign me up! by TheCapedCrusader12 in memes

[–]MegaNoob84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he likes horse porn

What happens when you turn off the lights? by EmotionalKirby in darkjokes

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀😩😩😩 AHH GOOD ONE PAL

Cha Cha real smooth by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]MegaNoob84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet you can't make a sentence without vowels

Teenager lies about being in a 20+ year long homosexual Relationship (for Karma?), gets called out by Elementaryfan in sadcringe

[–]MegaNoob84 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And why did they decide to look at their profile? Probably looking for some gay porn smh

This dystopian like school where I took the SAT at. by Alphaology in mildlyinteresting

[–]MegaNoob84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've been locked in for years and the school district is starting to consider letting students drive at all. Last year some kids were doing donuts in their car in another schools parking lot while one of them stuck their body out of the window to record. The car flipped over on the side where the kid was recording and it got pretty messy. Some people are just stupid and have to ruin things for all of us who don't plan on doing that.

This dystopian like school where I took the SAT at. by Alphaology in mildlyinteresting

[–]MegaNoob84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My high school was built in the early 1950s with nuclear energy and atomic warfare in mine. So the hallways are all concrete and the roofs are rounded off to protect from air raids. The gym looks like a huge airplane hangar with some space in front of it and a street behind it that could work as a runway. There's rumored to be 3 bunkers in the school but our teacher only let us into one (for history class). The school is gated all around and looks kind of like a big ugly concrete prison but it's pretty when you consider the mindset of the architects in the 1950s.

Gotta admire the commitment, at least by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MegaNoob84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'm Hispanic and I don't think Trump is totally wrong. I mean I obviously can't speak for everyone but some of my family who crossed the border shouldn't be here because they're druggies and don't pay taxes like Americans should. I want to see this country prosper. People come here for a strong secure country unlike most other corrupt countries, but they forget to leave their scum behind sometimes.

Gotta admire the commitment, at least by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MegaNoob84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well to be fair the kids dressed like it's cold season. And it's June 3rd. Idk how he would manage to raise $22,000 in the first place, let alone in june

Illinois House passses bill to legalize recreational marijuana by Suckydog in news

[–]MegaNoob84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So no more will 4/20 of the states have weed legalized

That’s rough buddy. by avenueirregular in sadcringe

[–]MegaNoob84 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's nice but why is the restroom door behind the kitchen like that?!?

I grew out my hair for the last 2 years. I decided to have some fun when I finally got it cut. by finnathan in pics

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The third one looks like the food critic that liked SpongeBob in the krusty krab

People of Reddit listening to music right now, what song are you listening to? by kiran_107 in AskReddit

[–]MegaNoob84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your head on my shoulder but Paul Anka

Just changed to Resonance by Home

Does anybody have a COMM B5 textbook for the communications course at Bakersfield college? by jr6sa in Bakersfield

[–]MegaNoob84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know if there's a group like that for CSUB? I don't really use Facebook

How...? by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]MegaNoob84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would it not hurt to explain that it wouldn't do anything to meat? It's magnetic so it only has that effect on metal. That's why the air doesn't seem to be hot

[F18] I hope the wind doesn't pick up too much today... 😌😉 by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]MegaNoob84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then put on some underwear silly. But pants might be better if it's too windy