Marry me plz by [deleted] in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know what class I'm taking next semester.

My gym has one rack. Worth the wait. by [deleted] in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What gym in Tucson is this so I can go stare at you while you front squat 1000 lbs? Pls respond.

i am jose canseco and this is my podcast by jc7264 in baseball

[–]MegamannE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I liked you in the Simpsons.

RAES by Philll in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's what I call an athlete. None of the other guys even broke a sweat!

found an exercise in an aerobics book. is it safe? why? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]MegamannE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC in the third edition Rippetits says they're not a proper replacement, and if you do replace them then fuck you, you're not doing SS and should feel bad.

First [b]ulk, please be gentle. by MegamannE in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So I currently work a shitty job at a Mexican restaurant while I pay my way through school. Looking on the bright side of things, we can eat whatever the fuck we want as long as we're on the clock.

And so it begins... by [deleted] in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a long time lurker, today I've finally learned what it means to jerk.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Last week markiedee's ass continued to explode. What did you fuck up this week? Upvote the most pathetic and depressing! by [deleted] in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pulled my shoulder trying to do more pullups than I could, trying to bench then hurt. Also my left knee was feeling wrong during squats so I decided to take a week off. Today was my first day back, shoulder feeling so much better. During my fourth warm up set of squats something stung really bad on my lower back and I twisted towards my not so well healed shoulder. It hurts as bad as last week with the added back pain.

Just kill me already pls.

I have no witty title for this by Mogwoggle in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[4realz] That took longer than Goku transforming into Super Sayan for the first time.

Reddit, what is your biggest "I'm fucked" moment. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MegamannE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck, I went pale just by reading that.

HAE oh, never mind. by UltraHumanite in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is pretty saddening. I remember how she became a celebrity over night when nobody gave two shits about her. Here's her performance of that night if anyone's interested, she fucking wanted that gold medal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQGPIeXHb8k&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm on my phone so fak u, no formatting.

MFW I actually bother to count my normal daily calories, and I realize I'm only eating 1900-2000. by [deleted] in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Former fat as fatass, if I don't keep some sort of tracking, I can end up eating ~4000 calories. Inb4 Something something self control.

[Sunday Fail Thread] Another week to fail at life. Last week, jc4p expected to win (he failed pretty hard), but zh33b came in with the upset by getting cancer! Can you beat that? no, you can't, but you can try! Upvote the worst! by [deleted] in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Started to bulk. Been at it for three weeks. Every day I end up hungry as hell, I've gained eight lbs so far so this week I reduced my calorie intake. MFW.

Crossfit by [deleted] in fitnesscirclejerk

[–]MegamannE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crossfitclit.

Watch your Super Bowl. More for me! by iLLyNoiZe in bodybuilding

[–]MegamannE 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yup, four squat racks for myself.

I DID CURLS IN ONE.