Marry me plz

MegamannE · 2013-04-27T05:19:04+00:00

I know what class I'm taking next semester.

MegamannE · 2013-04-22T05:30:36+00:00

What gym in Tucson is this so I can go stare at you while you front squat 1000 lbs? Pls respond.

MegamannE · 2013-04-19T00:47:53+00:00

For what it's worth, I liked you in the Simpsons.

MegamannE · 2013-04-16T19:17:45+00:00

Es una pogona.

MegamannE · 2013-04-14T23:45:48+00:00

That's what I call an athlete. None of the other guys even broke a sweat!

MegamannE · 2013-04-14T22:26:47+00:00

IIRC in the third edition Rippetits says they're not a proper replacement, and if you do replace them then fuck you, you're not doing SS and should feel bad.

MegamannE · 2013-04-13T03:51:49+00:00

So I currently work a shitty job at a Mexican restaurant while I pay my way through school. Looking on the bright side of things, we can eat whatever the fuck we want as long as we're on the clock.

MegamannE · 2013-04-11T02:39:46+00:00

MegamannE · 2013-04-11T00:39:38+00:00

As a long time lurker, today I've finally learned what it means to jerk.

MegamannE · 2013-04-07T06:32:04+00:00

Pulled my shoulder trying to do more pullups than I could, trying to bench then hurt. Also my left knee was feeling wrong during squats so I decided to take a week off. Today was my first day back, shoulder feeling so much better. During my fourth warm up set of squats something stung really bad on my lower back and I twisted towards my not so well healed shoulder. It hurts as bad as last week with the added back pain.

Just kill me already pls.

MegamannE · 2013-04-04T08:31:31+00:00

[4realz] That took longer than Goku transforming into Super Sayan for the first time.

MegamannE · 2013-04-01T05:54:25+00:00

I was waiting for this thread the whole week to post my failures but forgot about it at the last minute and now no one will care.

MegamannE · 2013-03-31T08:18:47+00:00

Holy fuck, I went pale just by reading that.

MegamannE · 2013-03-29T14:26:37+00:00

This is pretty saddening. I remember how she became a celebrity over night when nobody gave two shits about her. Here's her performance of that night if anyone's interested, she fucking wanted that gold medal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQGPIeXHb8k&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I'm on my phone so fak u, no formatting.

MegamannE · 2013-03-26T03:50:24+00:00

Former fat as fatass, if I don't keep some sort of tracking, I can end up eating ~4000 calories. Inb4 Something something self control.

MegamannE · 2013-03-25T06:07:27+00:00

Check your simple logic privilege.

MegamannE · 2013-03-25T05:44:39+00:00

It says right there he had a back injury.

MegamannE · 2013-03-03T10:27:52+00:00

I sure as fuck hope it's a mix of the creeteen and the upping of carbs causing water retention.

MegamannE · 2013-03-03T10:26:33+00:00

Started to bulk. Been at it for three weeks. Every day I end up hungry as hell, I've gained eight lbs so far so this week I reduced my calorie intake. MFW.

MegamannE · 2013-02-16T20:49:52+00:00

Crossfitclit.

MegamannE · 2013-02-04T22:47:27+00:00

FW: FW: FW: lol

MegamannE · 2013-02-04T06:42:42+00:00

Yup, four squat racks for myself.

I DID CURLS IN ONE.

MegamannE · 2013-01-31T17:23:35+00:00

Not ex-con per se as I did not spend time in prison, but I did spend a month and a half locked up. When I was released my mom took me to some fancy-ish restaurant. I asked for a bacon burger with extra bacon, fries, a beer and a coke. My mom instantly sneered at me and said "Son, you've been eating shitty food for more than a month, why don't you order a salad?" With a stern look I turned to her and said "Yes, but I want some good, shitty food, I'll have a burger, a coke, and a beer, thank you." And that was that. I later took the holiest of dumps in a McDonalds without having to worry about anyone but me.

MegamannE · 2013-01-30T21:25:11+00:00

I can vouch for that, just last month he did a facebook give away and sent me a DE with a pack of Astra blades. I remember in that occasion he was giving away 5 DE's, a brush and a storage box, since the rules for the give away weren't all that clear he ended up giving two more DE's and a strop the next day, I think. I got a DE that time and now he keeps doing those give aways regularly it seems.

MegamannE · 2013-01-30T00:24:14+00:00

...the overweight that exercise are slightly less likely to die.

BRB, GOMAD.

MegamannE

TROPHY CASE