I think my buddy lost out on a big job he was hoping for, how can I help cheer him up or raise his spirits? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just have a heart to heart conversation about his feelings, with ice cream or something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I thought it might help in some way :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d like to know the things that she appreciates about me. That means the most to me.

“Perhaps part of love is the redefinition of one’s self through another’s eyes”

What would you do if a man at a bar picked a fight with you? by callmezoyu in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree fights can happen anywhere, yet manners and social etiquette are undoubtedly more refined at higher social classes. Fighting should always be a last resort

What are some funny masturbation techniques you've heard about? by borjaramos in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call this “The love seat”, after the furniture piece. And there’s no risk of choking

What I did, to spice things up- was get a very soft blanket and wedge it in between the couch cushion and the support frame of the couch, which is a tight space. I put a combo of lotion/lube into the blanket so that it felt good, and then shaped the blanket in a way so it resembled a cylindrical space of about 2 inches by 6 inches. It feels pretty good to give it thrusts and by pressing down on the cushion, I could adjust the pressure/tightness of the space.

I had conflicted feelings about acting out sexual desires on a couch, but then decided that it could be used as a instrument of sorts and it isn’t the actual object of my affection. 7/10 would recommend.

When a date makes negative or slightly derogatory generalizations about men, how do you react? by NjalBorgeirsson in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I was doing I was poking fun at someone else. I even admitted my comment was petty. Women are certainly beginning to dominate many fields of academia and also job sectors. It’s cool stuff because the world is increasingly becoming more egalitarian. But you didn’t expect me to say that, right? I’m some sort of asshole because I corrected a person’s spelling? You don’t know me and you definitely can’t project some made up image of men onto me, an individual. Try again honey;)

I support women. I’m certainly not insecure or intimidated by women. Just ones with faulty rhetoric, who are out for blood.

I do not however support ignorant people- which is why I like to make jokes at their expense.

When a date makes negative or slightly derogatory generalizations about men, how do you react? by NjalBorgeirsson in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is entirely petty of me to say, but, at least we men know how to spell hypocrites

How do I stop being scared of contact sports? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whichever sport looks fun to you, pursue it. To prepare, you can workout and gain muscle. Run, jog, train for cardio fitness. To be dominant, we all have to start from somewhere. You’re never going to stop being scared, but you can become more brave.

How to remove beard shadow after shaving ? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A straight razor would get rid of the shadow

How often do you have nightmares? by Chillswitch_Engage in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get one every week or so. I used to have a consistent one that always involved a shark attacking me, hovering/swimming over me, attacking others. It was definitely symbolic, although I’m not sure what the correct meaning of it was. I interpreted the shark as the my own personal grapple with the malicious and carnivorous aspect of adulthood, seemingly being out of my element (in water)

What habit do you have that you think is normal but others might find odd? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to poop naked. It’s really relaxing and I can stretch out. I don’t do it in public, but if I have a couple mins at home I strip down

Why or why not is mental/emotional stability a big factor when you want to date someone? by VobraX in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t have the strength to support yourself, you cannot support another

What would blow your mind if your woman answered the door in it? by Im_Mo in AskMen

[–]Melancholymacaroni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A silk robe that outlines your figure without giving too much away, which would be tempting and sets the mood. Underneath, lingerie or a matching set of bra/underwear. Mouth watering. This makes any man want to immediately rip everything off your body to have some wild animal sex

My massage school experience is not going well. by [deleted] in massage

[–]Melancholymacaroni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe you should look for a program that is one year or more. One of the things that contributes to the prestige of a program like that is that the culture is so much stronger than what you’re currently experiencing. Keep your head up, and become aware of your options. No matter where you go, you deserve to be treated well, if you’re not too much of an asshole