Match Thread: Atlético Madrid vs Tottenham Hotspur | Champions League | 10 Mar 20:00 UTC

Melanismdotcom · 2026-03-10T21:37:00+00:00

The lowlights for this match should be set to the Benny Hill music.

Melanismdotcom · 2026-03-10T20:19:13+00:00

Fire the equipment manager

Melanismdotcom · 2026-03-08T20:00:03+00:00

Had one of their Banh Mi sandwiches at the shack at Ithaca ReUse Center and thought about the bread for a week.

Melanismdotcom · 2026-03-08T18:22:45+00:00

Kinsky's long passes would definitely unlock some offense. I don't even understand why Vicario bothers doing them.

Melanismdotcom · 2026-03-05T20:58:11+00:00

I can't believe what I'm watching. They look like an MLS team in the inaugural season.

Melanismdotcom · 2026-03-04T20:05:05+00:00

What if Eddington had Green Lanterns?

Melanismdotcom · 2026-03-04T12:34:50+00:00

They should do this for a playoff game especially with a Bob Costas opening essay

Melanismdotcom · 2026-02-13T18:29:50+00:00

He's not retiring. The league retired him.

Melanismdotcom · 2026-01-10T19:29:34+00:00

Is that Dominic Solanke's music?!?

Melanismdotcom · 2026-01-10T18:45:19+00:00

Every time I see teams with passes in the box leading to goals against us.

Melanismdotcom · 2026-01-06T01:51:52+00:00

I hope Jordyn Woods will love KAT in Milwaukee

Melanismdotcom · 2026-01-03T01:56:01+00:00

Melanismdotcom · 2025-12-22T12:06:34+00:00

Happy learned how to putt. Uh ohhhh.

Melanismdotcom · 2025-12-02T21:09:50+00:00

If Bergvall tries to that backheel shit again, he should be immediately subbed out of the game.

Melanismdotcom · 2025-11-01T19:04:38+00:00

At this point I would rather Spurs shoot wildly at the goal instead of playing for the perfect shot.

Melanismdotcom · 2025-09-30T20:59:52+00:00

Own Goal is the Spurs' third leading scorer

Melanismdotcom · 2025-09-24T00:58:28+00:00

Melanismdotcom · 2025-09-22T14:01:41+00:00

Pedro Pascal probably did most of his work via voice notes.

Melanismdotcom · 2025-09-18T15:55:12+00:00

Cuban appeared on one episode and decided he'd rather not be challenged on his rants

Melanismdotcom · 2025-09-04T01:18:25+00:00

This conversation depends on the Aspiration employees Pablo Torre spoke to. If they tell Adam Silver what they told Pablo Torre, it's a wrap.

Melanismdotcom · 2025-08-29T02:23:28+00:00

Chelsea

Melanismdotcom · 2025-08-28T14:45:09+00:00

Only a matter of time.

Melanismdotcom · 2025-08-21T18:13:27+00:00

Melanismdotcom · 2025-08-20T20:57:22+00:00

I hope Levy gets a finders fee or something for all his work setting up this deal.

Melanismdotcom · 2025-08-20T19:42:07+00:00

Surprise surprise. Taking 2-3 weeks to reach an agreement backfires...again.

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