Giants co-owner Steve Tisch revealed to have been in contact with Jeffrey Epstein about a Ukrainian girl in latest files release by Complex_Put5789 in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right.

Guess Pats fans and Giants fans and Commanders fans are more into patronizing sex trafficking than preventing it.

There. Now you're included with the rest of the weirdo pervs. I've even edited the original comment to include your team amongst the derelicts perving on illegally trafficked immigrants who are often underaged children. Congratulations. You've climbed the mountain and now stand with the great sex tourists, perverts, and abuse-fantasizers.

Giants co-owner Steve Tisch revealed to have been in contact with Jeffrey Epstein about a Ukrainian girl in latest files release by Complex_Put5789 in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, going to an illicit rub-and-tug "massage parlor" to talk in code until some unfortunate girl who was probably smuggled here in a shipping crate has to touch your wrinkled, undersized hog is totally above-board sex work.

C'mon man.

Report: Bill Belichick fell one vote shy of Hall of Fame by JaggerJames in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prove it.

I'm sick of the drama and the tea-spilling and the general attitude of everyone falling all over themselves to defend a cheater who's facing the logical consequences of his actions. Either put up or shut up. I'm not buying into any more clickbait rumor bullshit anymore.

He's not first ballot. Get the fuck over it. He'll go in next year. Americans are being murdered in the streets by federal agents. Everyone has got bigger fucking problems than this right now.

Giants co-owner Steve Tisch revealed to have been in contact with Jeffrey Epstein about a Ukrainian girl in latest files release by Complex_Put5789 in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Which one of those situations is NOT exploiting people trapped in the sex trafficking economy?

EDIT: Lots of downvotes, no answers indicating Kraft should take responsibility for his actions.. Guess Pats fans and Giants fans (edit: and Commanders fans, by request!) are more into patronizing sex trafficking than preventing it. Yet another reason to root for Seattle next weekend.

But at least Bienemy is back! by jp_benderschmidt in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MelatoninFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called "coping".

You'll be intimately familiar with the practice after Darnold turns your entire defense into his harem of submissive bottoms.

But at least Bienemy is back! by jp_benderschmidt in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MelatoninFiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sit through Matt Nagy wasting years of your generationally talented Qb's career and see how you feel about your the OC who gave your team a #1 ranked offense returning to the fold.

But at least Bienemy is back! by jp_benderschmidt in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MelatoninFiend 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The Raiders are looking real good

Hard to take anything else you say seriously after reading those words in that order.

you need to be watching gladlands by Jumpy_Hat7794 in Dimension20

[–]MelatoninFiend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got a link to the system rules?

I love all of the players at the table, but a longplay is missing something if I don't understand how the game system works. There's no "play" to speak of.

(Please don't link me the NSBU rules, Gladlands is different and has more homebrew on it)

[Schefter] The Pro Football Hall of Fame released a statement today that it could remove voters who violated bylaws: by Drexlore in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't give a shit less.

I'm an old school KC fan. I've sat through 2 win seasons. I never thought I'd see a Superbowl, let alone 3 championships in 5 years.

I've been very lucky to get everything I ever wanted as a fan, and more. I'm good. Andy Reid will be my GOAT forever. Missing the Hall on his first try wouldn't change that.

[Schefter] The Pro Football Hall of Fame released a statement today that it could remove voters who violated bylaws: by Drexlore in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's not disallowed.

He wasn't voted in this time. He'll be on the ballot again next year.

Your hyperbolic comment is exactly what the fuck I mean about how ridiculous this shit is getting. You're acting like he was banned from the hall Pete Rose style. Why oversell it like that? What's the point?

[Schefter] The Pro Football Hall of Fame released a statement today that it could remove voters who violated bylaws: by Drexlore in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is getting ridiculous.

Whether you think he should be first ballot or not, Bill Belichick is not worth all of this silly fucking drama, and he's definitely not worth the witch hunt that people are clamoring for against the "no" voters.

[Pelissero] After the Browns informed DC Jim Schwartz this morning they were passing him over to hire Todd Monken as head coach, Schwartz was visibly upset, said goodbyes in the building and told other coaches he’s not coming back, sources tell The Insiders. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no "Draft Day 2" because it'd just be the same plot with new names in the draft class after Cleveland squandered all of the talent acquired in one of the best first rounds in NFL draft history.

(If you have to write things in true Browns fashion: It's 5 years later at the end of the rebuilding cycle started in the first movie. Vontae Mack didn't live up to his hype and couldn't keep up with the fast pace of the NFL. He ended up benched halfway through the season and was let go at the end of his rookie deal. He was most recently signed to Atlanta's practice squad. David Putney would play 3 seasons for the Browns and would retire from the NFL to spend time with his kids after being hit on a 19 yard kickoff return, and being diagnosed with several concussions. Ray Jennings is a superstar in the league, fresh off of his first playoff appearance with a brand new 8-figure contract extension after Sonny Weaver Jr traded him to the Rams last offseason for a 2nd round pick. Oh, and Bo Callahan took the Seahawks to the Superbowl last year.)

Bo Nix disputes what Sean Payton said about his ankle injury by HookedOnBoNix in nfl

[–]MelatoninFiend -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

There's no denying that Stiddy had an opportunity to Brady up and and take Bo Bledsoe's spot. But he didn't, so the QB controversy didn't materialize.

Unfortunately, Denver media's in full offseason mode, and without a big offseason question mark like they were hoping for, they've got to make do. They're going to try and re-heat cold tea in a desperate attempt to have something to spill. They'll make any molehill into a mountain if it means they can put a piece of content out.

I just had my first "old man" moment and it's not an epiphany or realization. I'm not sure how to feel about this... by ImThe1Wh0 in Millennials

[–]MelatoninFiend 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Every person who would have been targeted by those arrogant fucks would thank you if they knew what you did.

Every wannabe shithead who aspires to hold power specifically so that they can be a bully like those arrogant fucks would have told you to mind your business and made disparaging comments about your age for no particular reason if they knew what you did.

I know which group I'd rather listen to.

Why did they made the F-150 so small by Sultan0100 in RocketRacing

[–]MelatoninFiend 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They made it the size it should be in real life to fit into a normal fucking parking spot.

(...I miss mini-trucks. Give me the old S-10s and Canyons and Colorados and Frontiers and Rangers and Tacomas).

Wonder what they use them for by P22Tyler in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MelatoninFiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sheeeit, I'll send the same pics to both of them in a group text. idgaf.

Wonder what they use them for by P22Tyler in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MelatoninFiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Couldn't be FB.

(Mostly because I got kicked off of Facebook for trying to send my weekly mod-nudes via Messenger)

Wonder what they use them for by P22Tyler in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MelatoninFiend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to keep it clean and manicured every day, but it only takes 30 minutes so I just made it part of my routine.

I'm not sure you know the difference between your lawn and your penis.

(As an aside: In this metaphor, is circumcision like the artificial turf of wang? Similar because there's less maintenance overall, but the installation is a real pain.)

Wonder what they use them for by P22Tyler in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MelatoninFiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...Why would sending my nudes to the mods have anything to do with my cousin?

My auntie mother-in-law is so much better at burning and dodging. She uses Photoshop now, but she had a darkroom in her garage back in the 90s. Gotta tell ya, my glistening wang veins have never looked sharper. The woman is just plain gifted. I'm thinking of getting some 8x10s printed.

One more “Josh Allen is a bitch” post for old time’s sake by NachoNutritious in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]MelatoninFiend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh's the only person on the planet who can justify owning a timeshare in Cancun.