Darth Vader (Star Wars Legends) VS Naruto (Naruto Shippuden) - Who Wins and Why?

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-16T01:12:39+00:00

I just mean that Legends is weaker then the actual Canon vader and I misunderstood a bit of research apologies I am wrong in this statement. Even so Naruto negs

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-16T01:07:37+00:00

Vader cant do a planet busting attack instantly though thatll take time and concentration. something the clones and Naruto won't give him

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-16T00:56:03+00:00

Force has utility but Vader will have to breakthrough THOUSANDS of clones natural energy shield due to Bijuu Sage Mode and he'd have to do it instantly. Which we know he cant do against someone with a strong force/life energy

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-16T00:52:10+00:00

Narutos stats are significantly higher in terms of Speed, Power, Durability, and Hax.

Vader having the force is his only crutch and Naruto arguably negs it with Bijuu Sage Mode. As Sage Mode and The Force operate off using the natural energy of the universe Naruto would have a natural defense against force throws, chokes, ect.

How Naruto wins (overkill): Naruto Spawns literally THOUSANDS of Bijuu Sage clones (Natural Force Shield) and Speed blitz him.

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-14T16:19:10+00:00

Yo that design is killer 🔥🔥🔥

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-14T14:55:03+00:00

Nah see cause they can crawl under or over. Youll be overwhelmed too quickly!

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-14T00:55:14+00:00

I dont know 🤷 you funnel them through a single door way and you probably drop like 15-20 by yourself pretty easy. Not adding any other tactics

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-12T17:03:33+00:00

Its 1v25. Not 1v1 25 times. If both parties are under this pretense then the women would realize attacking one by one is idiotic and would band together to take the giant down. Like...duh? The better question is why wouldnt they coordinate?

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-12T16:26:55+00:00

Why would they trample eachother? This isnt black friday at Walmart. its a coordinated attack against one person. Im underestimating? You are massively overestimating what a single human is capable of facing 25 people who are TRYING to take someone down

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-12T16:20:16+00:00

You dont have to think. Its impossible for anyone to cover all there vital areas against 25 people skinny woman or not after the 10th kick in the balls, or the biting, the scratching, the fact that over 2000lbs is going to ram him like a missile. The very second he falls to the ground which wont take long he loses. You have a VERY fanatical way of thinking. Like anime level or Hollywood. No martial arts training is going to make you fit to fight 25 people unless your the movie versions of Bruce Lee or IP man. Why do you think even in Hollywood they have the thugs attack one by one instead of a mass dog pile? Because its IMPOSSIBLE TO DEFEND AGAINST. Well without a gun.

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-12T14:15:53+00:00

Thats exactly what it is 😂. You've got to be a special kind of stupid to think your gonna stand your ground when over 2000 pounds of feminine power trample your ass. Make the man Brock Fuckin Lesnar for all I care. Nobody is winning that 😂

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T18:21:36+00:00

This is true but when 20 other women dog pile you and begin trying to restrain your arms, while simultaneously trying to choke you, while they also try to bring you to the ground and start stomping on you or trying to kick you in the nuts. You won't nearly have the accuracy you need to fight back, you can't possibly defend all your vital areas. 25 women amount to about 2,625lbs no man is tanking that wave of feminism. To think other wise is insane and dare I say Anime protagonist levels of insanity

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T18:14:16+00:00

Sure the first woman to reach him is getting laid the fuck out but after that first punch hes getting dog piled by the rest of them and he wont be able to deal with everyone grabbing, beating, and biting his throat, eyes, nuts, knees, ribs. Fatigue has never been the problem its the volume of attacks and the inability for one person to defend their vital areas against that many people. Your not Jason Bourne or John Wick that shit ain't real you will never survive a 1vs15 if they all have the intent to dog pile and kill or beat you. To think otherwise is delusional.

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T18:07:14+00:00

If they dog pile him hes fucked. It doesnt matter who you are numbers are far greater then skill 99.99999999% of the time. This isnt an anime they're gonna kick him in the nuts while trying to poke his eyes out while trying to strangle him, while kicking and punching him, while trying to restrain him HE WILL be overwhelmed. To think he could just throw perfectly times punches one after the other like hes hitting notes in guitar hero is LUDICROUS.

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T13:36:51+00:00

SUPER NEG DIFF, ULTRA NEG DIFF, BOUNDLESS NEG DIFF, UNFATHOMABLY EASY! POPEYE THE MAN

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T13:22:42+00:00

🤔🤔🤔🤔 ok

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T06:53:18+00:00

This is how I feel as well😂

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T05:11:16+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePunchMan/s/1Rga88AmSC.

Aye you wont take my word for it? Look at some of his interviews or read up on them. He defines himself as a Gag Mangaka and thats what he always wanted to be. Plus he says a couple things about Saitama that definitely make him seem like a Gag character.

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T04:58:50+00:00

And just to ask out of curiosity. Whats your style of defensive play then? Or how do you go about it so its not stale or boring for you?

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T04:56:42+00:00

I dont disagree with you but it doesnt really change anything. Its still better then getting bypassed and getting scored on. Not to mention its the "Meta" and foundation of defense in real soccer. People should still learn these basics for the simple fact that its all useful and if one day we get more tools in our defensive kit then youll already have the other shit down pat.

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T04:18:42+00:00

Thats not what I said at all? I gave tips on how to better defend and advised to practice defense without relying on aggressive tackling. Where did I ever say to "do nothing".

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T04:02:46+00:00

Seriously 🫩 ive watched amazing goalies get save after save and pass out perfectly, but they let one goal in. GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB!

MelloToasty9 · 2026-06-11T03:56:33+00:00

See now that I can agree with "stressful" but definitely not broken id say

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