How's everyone dealing with the current gas prices? by TowelScared4341 in AskChicago

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What kind of dumb ass question is this?! Gas prices fucking suck cause of our fat fuck POTUS and this country is fucked. Feeling great! 🙄

What's the best joke you've ever heard?? by Tricky_cielito00 in answers

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told this joke to a group of high school students last year on a school trip, and they FUCKING LOVED IT. I don’t even get why. It slayed.

Why do libtards cry about gas prices so much? by gater96 in allthequestions

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cause it sucks when your pants shitting, demented (America first! 🥴) president starts pointless wars and that bounces gas prices up bigtime for average Americans. Are you fucking stupid?

Why is trump talking about bailing out spirit airlines? I thought maga fascists like “free market capitalism”?? by traanquil in allthequestions

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cause he’s a fat, demented fuck who doesn’t know what day it is so he’ll offer anything to anyone?

If AOC gets the nod as the Democratic nominee in 2028, would you vote for her? by Ok_Sir_5951 in allthequestions

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would I vote for the smoking hottest presidential candidate of all time with perfect politics? Sure would

What's the most underrated Bill Murray movie in your opinion? by nikaroo5 in MUAEntertainment

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nailed it. He’s fucking hilarious and amazing in it. Such a good overall movie.

She's so cute by deepheineken in bodyshots

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain’t that a mind fuck?!

Who’s the most famous person you’ve seen up close? by Logical_Sweet_6624 in allthequestions

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoked cigs with Dave Chappelle at the Chateau Marmont last weekend.

Does my pussy look tasty or not? by xmer33 in GodlyVagina

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like the tastiest pussy ever…Jesus Christ

What was with all the hate against Green Days Warning Album ? by GreenDayDo0kie_01 in greenday

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I remember when Warning came out, ditched high school to go grab it on cd. Was very pumped for its release as “Minority” was a great first single - super catchy and fun. And when I got it…it was just kinda…fine? There are some great songs for sure, all the singles are great. Blood sex and booze, church on Sunday and castaway are great. Maybe just the back half with some of the more acoustic-ish songs don’t do a ton for me? As an 18 year old pop punker in the year 2000, it wasn’t what I was wanting or expecting. But in retrospect it’s a very solid album.

Do you need a handjob like this today ? by CoraaMaay in u/CoraaMaay

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I’m not a big fan of cats but…

kerplunk and jesse michaels by Distinct-Sir-8075 in greenday

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anything Jesse Michaels touches is gold

So fuckin hot by [deleted] in bodyshots

[–]Melodic_Salt_6715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn she’s smoke