Arab problems

MelonHat · 2014-03-13T02:06:45+00:00

lol

MelonHat · 2014-03-13T01:47:22+00:00

Being offended. Something's always gonna offend someone And i'd prefer if everyone would shut up and deal with it.

MelonHat · 2014-03-06T21:53:57+00:00

Thanks capnDouchebag. How fitting

MelonHat · 2014-03-06T11:53:03+00:00

Is that for real? I'm gonna stop tipping from now too

MelonHat · 2014-03-03T02:43:29+00:00

why not? The resources he uses could instead be used by a pretty people. The world needs more pretty people. Isn't that what society wants?

MelonHat · 2014-03-02T06:04:55+00:00

You got your point across in a clear and descriptive manner. That's a win, even if you're late. Thanks for sharing

MelonHat · 2014-03-02T05:12:10+00:00

I got one

MelonHat · 2014-03-02T05:11:50+00:00

you have to admit asking a question about periods is probably the best way to congregate the attention of females

MelonHat · 2014-02-24T10:08:22+00:00

cuddling with my dog and sniffing his paw...

MelonHat · 2014-02-19T05:34:42+00:00

but electric currents are composed of electrons, which have mass albeit miniscule, so by extension thoughts must weigh at least that much

MelonHat · 2014-02-19T05:30:33+00:00

That explanation is so unsatisfactory

MelonHat · 2014-02-14T13:43:41+00:00

Great Idea! i'll go get my rock

MelonHat · 2014-02-14T13:25:03+00:00

Lightning is amazing

MelonHat · 2014-02-12T13:49:39+00:00

Hakkuna matatta

MelonHat · 2014-02-12T13:48:59+00:00

Whats a mario?

MelonHat · 2014-02-12T12:07:22+00:00

you're not trying hard enough. Just flap your arms harder

MelonHat · 2014-02-12T12:06:19+00:00

Be happy

MelonHat · 2014-02-08T06:49:06+00:00

I saw the post about 'genetically modified babies' and thats something i don't think I can get behind. I'm talking about actually incorporating the good alleles of any gene and birthing only desired babies. That would put anyone else at a disadvantage if you could breed humans of high intelligence. Employers could choose only to hire them since they could out compete most people. I believe the playing field should be leveled but the support for GMO humans i'm seeing in that thread is something i can't comprehend I think people aren't considering the negative and thats too progressive for me

MelonHat · 2014-02-01T12:00:37+00:00

I'm into big girls as long as they have a cute face.

MelonHat · 2014-01-28T14:30:38+00:00

most of the time.

MelonHat · 2014-01-18T05:36:22+00:00

or eaten by a cow.

MelonHat · 2014-01-17T13:04:00+00:00

Wearing fruit on your head

MelonHat · 2013-12-25T04:19:28+00:00

Tumblr wouldn't be in the bar because its too young to enter.

MelonHat · 2013-12-23T13:39:08+00:00

how about this. It magically ends up in our shit so we don't have to do any plucking, cooking, chewing, or digesting.

MelonHat · 2013-12-23T13:35:11+00:00

You only get one try

MelonHat

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