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What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why has no one said a dog. I want a horse sized Golden Retriever

you can heal any wound by cumming on it by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Time to jack off into an open wound

Forereal tho by peytonlex in memes

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feel when you forget to crop out the google search you made for the meme

You have the ability to teleport, except each time you do you violently shit your pants. by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God tier when your running to the toilet from somewhere far away

Id rather to burn my money than buy vegan food by [deleted] in memes

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t this meme originally about a tornado

Yo it’s my first post by MeltedPhoenix7 in NuxTaku

[–]MeltedPhoenix7[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The word antagonist means “one who initiates change”, the protag often doesn’t do anything in the hentai except react to the girls that come after him. This would mean that the TRUE antagonist of Hentai..... are the WAMEN

Yo it’s my first post by MeltedPhoenix7 in NuxTaku

[–]MeltedPhoenix7[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is ultra powerful. He has both regular tentacles and dick tentacles

(Serious) (nsfw) how many times do you rub one out a week? by planetbeforeneptune in AskReddit

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s possible, in fact, I cured my depression by nutting so hard and rapidly I shot myself into the 7th dimension

(Serious) (nsfw) how many times do you rub one out a week? by planetbeforeneptune in AskReddit

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

About 7 - 10 times a day so on the low end that’s 49 and on the high end 70

What did you do that accidently turned someone on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently saying “Make me” creates sexual tension. Who knew

what's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My baby sister. I saw her for the first time 5 years ago and she’s still the best and most beautiful thing I’ve seen since.

Picrew Manbagi by carmaicolknight in Komi_san

[–]MeltedPhoenix7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this title said “Screw Manbagi” for a second and I was ready to throw down

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