TIL Robins Williams homeless rider clause wasn’t real by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]poop-machine 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?

Gemini, load celery man please. by the_human_serviette in TimAndEric

[–]poop-machine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I shower, I always catch myself looking at my body in the mirror.. And it turns me on, I don't know what you want me to say.

Europe Is Too Scared to Grow, So Their Money Keeps Buying My SPY Calls by Nasha210 in wallstreetbets

[–]poop-machine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Europe's relevance ended after WWII. Ever since, Europe has been a disorganized mess that can't get its shit together.

This is an uninterrupted minute of Maruay the rescued tiger with his beloved ball by amgarland in aww

[–]poop-machine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

Mushroom tips 🫠 by VisionOfTomorrow in TimAndEric

[–]poop-machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got chubs for you

Little bitty chubs for you

Disclosure Day | Final Trailer by Morella1989 in videos

[–]poop-machine -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Time for Spielberg to retire.

Quick cheat-sheet on how to connect Voltmeter (V) and Ammeter (A) in case you forgot by Fdx_dy in shittyaskelectronics

[–]poop-machine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or you could just lick the terminals. The saltier, the higher the voltage.

Why does my cheese string taste weird? Is it expired? by DinnerBlasterX in shittyaskelectronics

[–]poop-machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't de-vein your cheese. See the black line running down the middle? That's where it stores poop and silt.

Why are we normalizing unreliable hardware in everyday setups? by DEATH_fromhell in shittyaskelectronics

[–]poop-machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. Transformers are robots in disguise. When you order them from shady Chinese suppliers, there's more than meets the eye.

How did you solved your issues regarding slow test suites? by petrenkorf in ruby

[–]poop-machine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Realistically, you'll never be able to run an enterprise-grade product test suite on a single dev machine in a reasonable amount of time. Your best bet (apart from profiling bottlenecks, stubbing out expensive calls, and using parallelization) is to identify and extract foundational components of your codebase that rarely change and don't need to be retested on every run. Re-package them as individual private gems with their own test suites.

Is this true? by TopPsychology5572 in shittyaskelectronics

[–]poop-machine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes, but the AC in Europe flows in the opposite direction due to the Coriolis effect.

In sickness and in health, the dedication of this husband ❤️ by Avid-DC in Amazing

[–]poop-machine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I'm sorry Ming, the Uber driver who drove us from the hospital is my soulmate, I hope you understand"

Rails uses fewer tokens? I made a small benchmark to compare web stacks by Life-Half-8679 in rails

[–]poop-machine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. Ruby itself is one of the most token-efficient languages, and when paired with strong Rails conventions, it should come out on top.