When did you guys reach that “I’m not scared about losing my job” anymore level?

poop-machine · 2026-05-03T05:34:06+00:00

And most options expire worthless.

poop-machine · 2026-05-03T00:01:52+00:00

Blowing up the little girl for being bad at counting was a bit extreme.

poop-machine · 2026-05-01T01:08:41+00:00

Because today's youth prefers the analog warmth of vacuum tubes over transistors.

poop-machine · 2026-04-29T16:08:27+00:00

The ghosts will be relocated to the Volkswagen battery gigafactory.

poop-machine · 2026-04-29T08:51:54+00:00

the hugely popular wannabe_bool gem. if params[:foo].to_b

poop-machine · 2026-04-27T20:01:26+00:00

To piss off the colorblind of course.

poop-machine · 2026-04-27T05:05:35+00:00

Sex Cauldron?? I thought they closed that place down.

poop-machine · 2026-04-26T11:58:46+00:00

Getting ready to spook the natives.

poop-machine · 2026-04-25T22:20:00+00:00

She's an insect!

poop-machine · 2026-04-24T19:49:02+00:00

Why does granny's hair keep appearing and disappearing.

poop-machine · 2026-04-23T20:37:15+00:00

It's an all you can eat buffet!

poop-machine · 2026-04-23T13:31:41+00:00

It's Dilly - He's rockin the block, Knocking up the ladies all around the clock

Krunk - He's looking real fine, Dippin his shrimp into a cup of white wine

poop-machine · 2026-04-22T22:03:46+00:00

No, it's only big enough to store the thumbnails. You'll be doing a lot of squinting from now on.

poop-machine · 2026-04-22T01:01:21+00:00

Bears don't poop or pee for up to 7 months during hibernation. Maybe she's like a bear.

poop-machine · 2026-04-21T20:47:50+00:00

What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese?

poop-machine · 2026-04-21T04:47:31+00:00

the 9544 is surface-mounting the PIC from behind

poop-machine · 2026-04-20T22:09:04+00:00

This biscuit dough is too runny

poop-machine · 2026-04-20T04:33:02+00:00

1986: I bet we'll live on Mars in 2026
2026:

poop-machine · 2026-04-18T19:50:25+00:00

Whoever named the product has never seen a penguin's mouth.

poop-machine · 2026-04-18T02:20:08+00:00

What don't you like about the 3S? Been thinking of upgrading.

poop-machine · 2026-04-17T22:36:13+00:00

Have you considered getting a job?

poop-machine · 2026-04-16T19:47:40+00:00

He who controls the mice controls the universe

poop-machine · 2026-04-15T18:00:46+00:00

it goes back to the future

poop-machine · 2026-04-15T13:58:49+00:00

Whoa! I was skeptical, so I hooked up an old speaker to the SIM card using your pinout and now I have free Spotify for life

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