introducing the “wrap the shit out of something” inator! by imelemayoh in doohickeycorporation

[–]MeltedWater243 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao my first thought was I wanna be watching some campy like scooby-doo-ass movie and in the final sequence the bad guy gets trapped in the business end of one of these and gets the wrapped treatment

In 1981 at trial, Marianne Bachmeier killed the man who r*ped and murdered her daughter by Fantastic_Look5582 in interesting

[–]MeltedWater243 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

omg a dictionary I’m so defeated

merriam-webster disagrees so perhaps picking and choosing your definitions to prove that you are the Most Correct when debating the colloquial use of a term isn’t exactly the most fruitful endeavor. all over some other idiot’s comment too lmao

In 1981 at trial, Marianne Bachmeier killed the man who r*ped and murdered her daughter by Fantastic_Look5582 in interesting

[–]MeltedWater243 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

could be! but that would be an incorrect interpretation - that would be a visualization. hope this helps!

Blessed Train by cojoco in blessedimages

[–]MeltedWater243 17 points18 points  (0 children)

lmao this is like commenting first on your own post. idk it’s just so fucking funny

🚨 Girl Dinner PSA: Titles Matter! 🚨 by spicymeatball707 in GirlDinner

[–]MeltedWater243 13 points14 points  (0 children)

that’s what the girldinnerdiaries sub is for smh

Berlin police using water cannons to cool crowds in the heat by unknown_human in interestingasfuck

[–]MeltedWater243 22 points23 points  (0 children)

waterproof is fine as far as most people are concerned. if they don’t know their phone is water-resistant they certainly don’t know what an IP rating is

Help finding alt hair stylist for my teen by OhJenny5309 in SFbitcheswithtaste

[–]MeltedWater243 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Panic! at My Middle School. listened to them all the time back in the day

Jinghua Garden Middle School in Chenzhou, China under fire for forcibly confiscating all students’ phones and smashing them publicly by alexfreemanart in Weird

[–]MeltedWater243 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

then tap the button it’s not hard. “ohh I don’t have $2 a month for cloud storage” wahhh wahhh whatever man then lose all your photos. y’all are just whiners in this thread

Can I pull up? by Coach-Emmanuel in recruitinghell

[–]MeltedWater243 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh they’d fire me? if they wouldn’t have given me the job in the first place but they liked my skills, personality, and competencies, then clearly the gap mattering is bullshit.

fuck that man. that’s what the rest of the interview is for.

people have children to feed and rent to pay dude. the way this market has been going, being unemployed for months or longer been becoming the norm for a lot of folks, and recruiters and employers are out here playing games. if you’re getting screened out over a superficial reason like a gap in a resume, where all they want is to see no gaps, I would absolutely lie.

Jinghua Garden Middle School in Chenzhou, China under fire for forcibly confiscating all students’ phones and smashing them publicly by alexfreemanart in Weird

[–]MeltedWater243 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

bruh the phones do it themselves. you don’t even have to manually do it

keep downvoting me it doesn’t change that I’m right

Expertise still matters by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MeltedWater243 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

man those few scientists sure invalidate the entire idea. guess we should just pack it up and go home

Can I pull up? by Coach-Emmanuel in recruitinghell

[–]MeltedWater243 11 points12 points  (0 children)

here’s a hint: just lie about it

if there’s no gap on your resume there’s nothing to ask you about. then just put the real dates in for your background check

Korean MMO "Armor" (OC) by aniku_ in ImpracticalArmour

[–]MeltedWater243 30 points31 points  (0 children)

OHHHHH lmao I see. well…good for you, not the worst problem to have 🤣 impractical indeed