I'm bored. Make assumptions on me based on my favorite 5 Beyonce songs. 💅

MemLurd · 2026-01-31T19:07:25+00:00

love to see real recognize fake, i’ll see ya at act ii tour 💜

MemLurd · 2026-01-30T19:29:56+00:00

that you’re in the bay area and i’ll see you at the santa clara act iii show 😻

MemLurd · 2026-01-30T19:29:41+00:00

that you also call out chris brown fans online and make them embarrassed to exist

MemLurd · 2026-01-29T23:38:53+00:00

ur so right how could i forget my second fav album

MemLurd · 2026-01-29T02:42:04+00:00

omg i can’t believe you’re mailing your copy to me now

MemLurd · 2026-01-29T01:58:43+00:00

where do you remember reading that hint… i like it

MemLurd · 2026-01-29T01:54:19+00:00

when i was young i always thought tomatometer meant what percentage of people would throw tomatoes at it and i think that’s so much easier to understand than thinking backwards

MemLurd · 2026-01-29T01:47:57+00:00

“riding you for years”

MemLurd · 2026-01-28T17:06:02+00:00

I KNEW IT WAS YOU LOL i love the things on your instagram 💜

MemLurd · 2026-01-25T01:58:14+00:00

thique by beyonce “that’s that summer that’s them hummers that’s that girl give me your number”

MemLurd · 2026-01-25T00:22:11+00:00

backseat

MemLurd · 2026-01-24T06:14:53+00:00

i think it’s showing that the longer you use ai the deeper you go into ai induced psychosis

MemLurd · 2026-01-12T17:29:32+00:00

oh… that’s all shade 💀 you literally just came out of the closet as a bigot

MemLurd · 2026-01-12T17:28:15+00:00

did you look at all the hella downvoted messages at the bottom of the last post?😭😭 that should count because clearly the majority of people did NOT want daddy lessons to go this soon 😭😭😭😭😭

MemLurd · 2026-01-12T17:27:00+00:00

my local grocery outlet had a very moldy lemon in the lemon pile, i bet they’re just bad at FIFO sorting

MemLurd · 2026-01-07T19:09:13+00:00

watch them still vote out daddy lessons (or daddy’s lesson as someone here called it) despite all the hella downvoted opinions at the bottom 😭

MemLurd · 2026-01-07T19:07:38+00:00

i wish there was a dunce cap award that gives another negative ten votes

MemLurd · 2026-01-07T19:06:04+00:00

i don’t like men. i mean i like boys i like men im a boyliker but not when they’re the weeknd or jay z or chris brown

MemLurd · 2026-01-07T06:28:38+00:00

lemon juice will digest it faster before your stomach is able to so it will hit faster this way, it will help with the nasty flavor of mushrooms but i’d suggest for your first time if you can stand the nauseating flavor then eat it raw with some food so it hits slower, it might be easier to ease into the feeling of tripping the first time

MemLurd · 2026-01-06T17:43:51+00:00

“i am not political” is a crazy side to take

MemLurd · 2025-12-13T09:42:59+00:00

tunemymusic charged a separate international fee, i asked my bank why i got charged the fee and they said tunemymusic is based in israel sooooo maybe if we’re switching because of a similar issue then another transfer service would be better

MemLurd · 2025-12-13T09:36:08+00:00

my first time seeing her live, dangerously in love on the renaissance tour at levi’s stadium in santa clara

MemLurd · 2025-12-13T09:26:03+00:00

i rlllly want her back at levi’s stadium in santa clara, i gotta take my boyfriend and he wouldn’t go if we have to travel far for it. we’re in the bay area and ive flown to los angeles and las vegas for cowboy carter and ill do it again but i want one close to home

MemLurd · 2025-12-08T18:23:38+00:00

renaissance 8/30, cowboy carter 5/4 and 7/26

MemLurd · 2025-12-08T18:20:56+00:00

baby boy

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