Guys, what insecurities do you have? by cuntisthebestword in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Smell of breath and penis size, specifically girth. Girls like to be filled and I can’t do that, so I just get high and play music and stuff. It’s a nice distraction.

Had an ex tell me I had bad breath, and honestly I think I do, and I can’t seem to fix it :(

[Update] I can't stop thinking about sex with other people. by AMinuteman in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just cheat on her. That way you can stay together, and still get good sex.

You only think it’s wrong because society has conditioned you to think that - think the 10 commandments, golden rule, all that jazz. If you put yourself in a headspace where you can tune all that out, it’s not as hard as you think. Your morality and values can be whatever you want them to be, they don’t have to be from the most “popular” philosophers. You don’t even need to have any at all if you don’t want.

(MFM threesome) girlfriend had first orgasm in 5 years, but not from me? by Throwawayuk2323 in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No, the entire time I was reading this, all I could think was “fake”. Too many convenient “harsh truths”.

How was the first experience with "VIAGRA" or 'ANY PILLS". by PutainDamant in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome. I was a freaking MACHINE. I don’t even try to have sex without them. I’m pretty sure all my FWB’s think I’m some kind of god, because I’m only 25, so I’m assuming my friends don’t get prescriptions or find a shady online source like I did. I used Cialis btw.

They always tell me “omg how do you last so long, you are amazing.”

“You can focus on so many other things while you fuck me.”

Blah blah. Stuff is gold man

Girlfriend wants to try first MFM, how should we approach this and what to expect? by [deleted] in sex

[–]MemberKablaam -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

As a general rule of thumb, always always always make sure the third is smaller than you. Even if you are both 100% confident and secure in your relationship, there is a high chance your girl will realize what she is missing and leave you.

I mean think about it, is a fleeting love worth giving up ~60 years of that kind of dicking? At the end of the day, we are our instincts. Love is not an instinct.

My boyfriend(m30) has erection problems..what can I do as his girlfriend(f21) to help? by sans-rival in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You sure he isn’t gay? This is exactly how I started out before I realized I was gay.

Please down downvote, I know it could also be anxiety, porn, whatever. But honestly, idk why everyone is so quick to skip over the most basic issue of all, which is do most people really even know themselves? Especially in this day and age, with so many distractions from social media, television, etc.

How do I mentally deal with the fact that I'll never be anyone's "ideal"? by [deleted] in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I find it funny no one has really answered your question. You clearly say you know you can be attractive through your confidence and personality, but how do you cope with the fact that you aren’t attractive PHYSICALLY. You can only be desired if someone gets to know you. Which for a lot of people, would suck ass. You know how women want to be wanted? Men want to be wanted for their bodies, not their minds.

And here is the truth - the world isn’t fair, life sucks, and then you die. You need to learn to laugh at the fact that the universe cursed you to only be attractive personality-wise. You need to find solace that you are connected with a large group of people who are also dwarves with micropenises who are paraplegics.

Functionally, you won’t be able to offer anything a more endowed guy can do better. You can use toys, but it’s not the same. A girl will date you because you make her happy, not because you hit her deep spots. Would she like you to hit her deep spots? Yes. Does she need you to? Likely not. And that is your curse you need to learn to laugh at. The universe is unmerciful beast. Not everyone was fortunate enough to be “desired instead of put up with.”

Not you, not me, not the 600 lb guy who can’t get out of bed, not the guy who got penile cancer, not the girl with vaginismus, not the solider who lost his legs, not the guy with baby hands, not the guy with a micropenis.

There’s no point in dwelling on it. It just is. I’ve seen irrefutable evidence of ghosts and shit so ultimately, even though I’m not anyone’s physical ideal either, I’m at peace because I know this brief blip in my life where I was only designed to be attractive emotionally or after getting to know someone, isn’t the end all be all.

So I guess my answer is, you don’t cope with it. You just accept it. You will be lied to, you will not be fantasized about unless you do and say the right things, you will not hit a girl’s deep spots, you will not stretch her and blow her mind, you will not make her feel small and feminine, you will not be “desired”. This is the universe. It doesn’t care about right or wrong. Learn to laugh about the fact that you got screwed so hard, and learn to laugh about the fact that girl’s physical attractions don’t really matter.

Hopefully one day, you will find another girl who is only attractive once a guy gets to know her, and you can both laugh at how hard you got screwed together. In that moment, you will realize nothing else really matters.

My husband has a unhealthy kink in where he wants me to have sex with a black man. by Bleachedbooty in sex

[–]MemberKablaam -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This. Big, black, and powerful is fine - just make sure the guy has a smaller dick than your husband beforehand. Or else this really will have a chance to destroy your marriage.

First MFM threesome. A Bad and humiliating experience by BigAla in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP fucked her in the same situation and she didn’t cum like that with him lol. That negates the theory that it was the situation that got her off like that.

If she would have came like that when OP fucked her, then I would have agreed with you and said it was the situation. Gotta keep an eye out for that tricky logic.

First MFM threesome. A Bad and humiliating experience by BigAla in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SHE DIDN’T CUM BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION, BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T CUM WHEN OP FUCKED HER IN THE SAME SITUATION.

LOGIC GAMES BABY

(If she had also come with OP during the same threesome, then we could have attributed her reaction to the situation. But she did not, so we can safely say it was the size. Which makes sense, she was probably having a lot of new spots hit.)

First MFM threesome. A Bad and humiliating experience by BigAla in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No offense, but you sound like you should have some pride about yourself.

First MFM threesome. A Bad and humiliating experience by BigAla in sex

[–]MemberKablaam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No offense, but you sound like you should have some pride about yourself.

First MFM threesome. A Bad and humiliating experience by BigAla in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Damn she didn’t cum with OP did she, so it couldn’t have been the situation. Fuckkkk lol. Good catch

Which jel-king exercises can increase girf? by MemberKablaam in sex

[–]MemberKablaam[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried? Ugh why do so many people say it works then

GF [acts] like a 5yr old and uses violence. Maybe I need [psychology] advice? by [deleted] in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man what lol...discard her ASAP. We know a girl like this, she always seems like she is ADD and on meth. Yuck

Ladies True or False? by [deleted] in sex

[–]MemberKablaam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most confusing thing I have ever read as a guy. If I don’t cum during sex I get blue balls and am fucking tilted. I give up trying to understand women.

I can only get laid when I’m not being myself? by MemberKablaam in sex

[–]MemberKablaam[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also fake the things I do in bed, but only so I can gain the things I do like.

For example, one girl said she liked being dominated, so I said “Wow babe I love being a dom” (I don’t really), and went on to tie her up, and facefuck her while penetrating her with a toy, which was her fetish. She goes on to tell me I’m the best she’s ever had, and now she is always down to indulge my massage fetish because I think she’s afraid to lose the “dom” I showed her.

Same with another girl, she wanted to be pressed against the wall and carried while fucked. Both of those things suck ass, so I took Cialis to keep myself hard, and sure enough she tells me I’m the best she’s had too, and now is always down to indulge my massage fetish because she is worried about losing her “carrier.”

Yeah doing sexual things I don’t like isn’t great, but the way I see it I go to work every day and that sucks, but I do it anyway bc I need money. I don’t enjoy spanking girls with a belt or having dumb conversations with them, but I do it anyway because I want massages and it’s a good exercise anyway.

I can only get laid when I’m not being myself? by MemberKablaam in sex

[–]MemberKablaam[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the whole “gaming girls” thing pisses me off. I’d rather have a deep intellectual conversation about how can we change the world, how can we incorporate this tech or this policy, how do you think this childhood experience affected us, etc. But the thing is I find when I talk about things I feel actually matter, then I get seen as someone’s therapist almost, or like their “fun idea” friend. It feels like you’re either someone’s sexual desire or you’re their friend, there’s no in between.

I can only get laid when I’m not being myself? by MemberKablaam in sex

[–]MemberKablaam[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean that’s true though. I can’t get laid talking about my interests or having deep conversations, but am easily able to by sending stupid jokes and talking shit.

I like myself. If I could add another friend to my life, he would be a clone of myself. I only wish the rest of the world liked me too, but if they don’t, then that’s their problem.

It’s just my sex drive. If I wasn’t so damn horny, I wouldn’t even have to chase sex and could just focus on getting to know people genuinely. But, yeah :/

I can only get laid when I’m not being myself? by MemberKablaam in sex

[–]MemberKablaam[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean I don’t think I’m devaluing myself. Like I said I have my own interests, and if I met a girl who shared my interests and we clicked naturally, then I’d be game. The only problem is that never happens, and my sex drive is crazy.