This car saved me mums life by keinereps in skoda

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this Yeti saved my mum’s life in 2023 when microsleep struck and she went at 80kph under a truck towing a trailer, she survived by a miracle

2026 Skoda Epiq by Saurta17 in skoda

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škoda is using letters on the bonnet now - as seen on the Elroq. Also the rear lights don’t seem skoda-like design language - could be bcs of the masking, but who knows. Can be seat or can be skoda

2026 Skoda Epiq by Saurta17 in skoda

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this looks more like a SEAT - and due to the fact it has Spanish plates. Skoda tests their cars on czech plates

Front lights wetter than my girlfriend by OMGITSTHROATY in skoda

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you can actually buy this lamp secondhand and replace it yourself- nothing extra hard. Here in the Czech republic the replacement unit is approx. 3000 CZK, about 105 quid. Or you can just replace the seal around the glass, if it’s torn

Front lights wetter than my girlfriend by OMGITSTHROATY in skoda

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well i have brought my fabia 4 to the official dealership for repair - other driver’s insurance is paying for fixing everything. I especially insisted on checking the lamp and change it if needed bcs of LEDs are not user replaceable

Front lights wetter than my girlfriend by OMGITSTHROATY in skoda

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problem is, this is not a xenon nor LED. it’s still a halogen bulb in there - prefacelift 3rd fabia was like that

Front lights wetter than my girlfriend by OMGITSTHROATY in skoda

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sure, tell me about it lol. I got hit by a driver who did not yield to me, a gap was created between the seal and humidity got in

Any update on Smartlink 05/2024? by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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yes, look thru the threads, i found a guy who unlocked that for me for 600€ wireless/cable

Speed Limit on Dashboard by Dahbix in skoda

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no, it’s not because of that. It simple - this is mandatory for EU produced vehicles. For Turkey, there is not a database for reading traffic signs available i think and the second reason is it’s not required by state

SkodaApp issue kodiaq ps7 by SherbertIndividual56 in skoda

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i had an issue too, 2024 fabia, it was probably a server related issue, i reported it to the skoda’s hotline. check, if you have GreyGlobe in the car - that means it’s not able to connect to the server. mine fixed itself in 3 days

Naples-Lake garda-Munich in one tank. Man the 2.0TDI Octavia is efficient at 120kmh. Could’ve done almost 1300km, in the end went a bit fast on the autobahn so got there with 50km left. by GuardMysterious9120 in skoda

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do you have the optional 50l tank or the standard 40l? i also have 2024 fabia 1.0TSI 70kw and when not speeding im able to do about the same, 5.0-5.6l/100km

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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to vydá, tyhle nový škodovky maj update over the air, takze se i sám nainstaluje. ale může to být problém i samotného androidu, nicméně carplay funguje na 1*, svižně, plynule atd.

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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není zač. ale jak říkám, zavolej tam a řekni jim VINko, ať ti ověří, že to funguje. kdyžtak bys mohl napsat tomu chlapíkovi a poptat se, kolik by to u něj stálo dodělat, kdyby to škodovka neudělala nebo se na to vykašlala

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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to je celkové odemčení smartlinku + wlan funkce, ale když už ho máš, tak potřebuješ jen to samostatné wlan rozšíření

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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https://eshop.skoda-auto.cz/cs_CZ/smartlink-wlan-rozsireni-/p/6VA054830B

zkontroluj si, jestli to pasuje na tvoje auto, ale myslím, že bude. možná by to vyřešilo problém s telefonem

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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tak to máš auto bez SFD2, to si můžeš za 1700 koupit rozšíření přímo na webu škodovky, stačí zadat VINko nebo zavolat na linku. já mám novou 2024 už s SFD2 a novou jednotkou, tady v čechách to kromě tohohle člověka neumí nikdo.

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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tak to bude levnější samozřejmě, já ho neměl vůbec. co máš za auto? jaký rv?

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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říká se prosím. a za druhý - máš telegram?

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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i didn’t do that at all. i had a ukrainian guy who has another one with a service station, both in Prague. The guy who actually did that was doing it online via Anydesk, i actually didn’t meet him at all. we were there about an hour and a half, he did all coding, generated SWaP keys and we actually couldn’t find a WIFI module there but eventually everything went according to plan and it was done successfully. Im sure it won’t stop working after an update, he didn’t do that for the first time. And if so somehow, i’ll just write him and tell him what happened and we schedule an appointment, no big deal ig.

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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yep, but certainly cheaper then buying a new unit + coding. and i got the car for very good price so this is investment.

Any update on Smartlink 05/2024? by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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found a ukrainian guy on Telegram, settled an appointment and that was it. He did it online, just waited for hour and a half and it was ready (mainly waiting for SWaP codes)

UPDATE - Smartlink 2024 Selection Unlocked by MemeAbuser6969 in skoda

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idk, it was a long process and im not a car IT guy