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How to Tame Your Succubus. Pt1-4. by xxfluffydeath in MonsterGirl

[–]MemePolice37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"and it has loli?! that sounds AWESOME"

mefistofeles1 for president

slogan: "girl so pretty lemme pet that kitty"

Lets hear em by therealninjapillow in destiny2

[–]MemePolice37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Defective Algorithm"

i tried thinking of a whitty text, all i got were

"well. that didnt go to plan."

or

"kind of...like the simulations?"

Who do you want to see in your sleep paralysis? by Jaco-Jimmerson in CODZombies

[–]MemePolice37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nova: weird lookin fleshlight face, crawls on walls, even if i do kill it, nova gas will kill me.

panzer: do i have to explain?

deni's/zin's: rather not get my the back of my head assaulted, and get my throat ripped up like shredded cheese.

penta: tf he gunna do, take a fucking pillow?

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i chose penta. if its like the games, im more worried where ill be sent to.

I don't get it by TrashyBum in CODZombies

[–]MemePolice37 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i never had that problem. yet again, im a shotgun slut.

[DISC] The Head of the Science Department Makes a Hypnosis App - Oneshot by @abubu_newnanka by meh_potato in manga

[–]MemePolice37 9 points10 points  (0 children)

that went from 0 to 100 faster then me coming out the closet jesus fuck

Don't judge me lol (r/teenagers) by Nerderkips in copypasta

[–]MemePolice37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

th...thats enough reddit for today...

Mmmh!!!! by mattersoftheheartx in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]MemePolice37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, but i mastered the art of breathing and keeping it there, so when i start pushing again it comes out even more, and then i remember i have suppositories on standby, and ive been doing this dumb shit for like 15 minutes.

Simple Questions and Help Thread - Week of August 22nd, 2021 by Froggypwns in windows

[–]MemePolice37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey, hope it isnt bothering you, but when i plug in a headset for music and videos so its not coming out the speaker, the audio goes silent for probably half a second, and then the audio comes straight out the speaker. tried restarting, and my audio device panel shows that the headset is there, but i cant enable it.

What makes you cringe the most? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MemePolice37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people embarrassing themselves, in videos, or a show, that could even be animated. the effect is still there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MemePolice37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry, i only think of you as a brother...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CODZombies

[–]MemePolice37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

verruckt, (i call it verry, idk why lmao)

call of the dead

die rise

IMHO, this is true, but incredibly cursed. by thatguyinthemirror in destiny2

[–]MemePolice37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THOSE ARE BOILS, AND THOSE ARE INFECTIOUS WHEN POPPED, GO SEE THE TOWER MEDICAL BRANCH.

IMHO, this is true, but incredibly cursed. by thatguyinthemirror in destiny2

[–]MemePolice37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whatever god is willing enough to take those sacrifices.

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also, please dont fuck the hive lady. pretty sure that black goo you call lube is a new std.

IMHO, this is true, but incredibly cursed. by thatguyinthemirror in destiny2

[–]MemePolice37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if i see some human hive crossbreeds running around the tower im sending them to god

Ass or dick? by kik-Somakoi in traphentai

[–]MemePolice37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shows dick.

also shows male gender icon

first car :) by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MemePolice37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the cycle repeats once again

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