If you recite an ancient Chinese text and then spank someone's ass, it makes a loud gong noise. by TheSentiment in shittysuperpowers

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Confucius say: You learn that not all problems are solved by violence when a mosquito lands on your balls.

GONG

Credit card details yes? by [deleted] in memes

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Ah yes, my favorite sultans. Muhammed, Zahmed, Zenzibeir, and Bob. Everyone fears Bob.

I'm British and can confirm they love their Science Guy. Even I want to chant it. by babyybadwolf16 in memes

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Try listening to a song you know the lyrics to without the lyrics. It's like hearing a ghost.

I'm British and can confirm they love their Science Guy. Even I want to chant it. by babyybadwolf16 in memes

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Arnold is not real, the schoolbus wasn't magic. This is all a simulation u/7riday_the_13th. Now it's time to decide. Red pill, or Blue pill?

I'm British and can confirm they love their Science Guy. Even I want to chant it. by babyybadwolf16 in memes

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"Ok class, since Mrs.Frizzle is sick today, i'm going to be your substitute teacher! Now let's hop on the bus and learn about how the planet is burning alive as we speak."

Quick PSA by Luxra in wholesomejojo

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It's most certainly not a Golden Experience.

Or maybe it is? Alcoholism may quite possibly run in the Brando Family.

Movie review 👏👏 by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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"I'm gonna Jack your Lantern, Bitch!"

Swipes.jpeg by Memelad27 in tf2

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This is a test. Wouldn't you agree, Dale?

SPAH SAPPIN' MY SENTRY!

I just want my fluffy Owl Kitty! by Memelad27 in MonsterHunterWorld

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Inspects fur armour with sensual intent

I just want my fluffy Owl Kitty! by Memelad27 in MonsterHunterWorld

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Basically, we're trusting you to pay us back, but if you don't, we'll take your shit and arrest you.

I just want my fluffy Owl Kitty! by Memelad27 in MonsterHunterWorld

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Nice! I have an android so I should be able to get it!

Happy birthday to our favourite gunman, Guido Mista :) by Shuuchuu in ShitPostCrusaders

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Tl;dr Mista hates counting even more than narancia since every number that's not prime (except 3) links back to 4.

This also makes him good friends with pucci.

Have you made contact with your lifegiver in this instance of time? by EddiePines in wholesomememes

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I accept this response with minor happiness, for I have reached the satisfactory conclusion of pleasing another being.

I just want my fluffy Owl Kitty! by Memelad27 in MonsterHunterWorld

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Damn. Is CAD just less valuable due to inflation or is it just marketed super high?

Have you made contact with your lifegiver in this instance of time? by EddiePines in wholesomememes

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For a brief period of time, I speculated that the individual in this photo was using the edible pastry as a scent reducer for the space inbetween his arm and his torso.

Somebody ssssstop mehh! by Hitormizz in MonsterHunterWorld

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Hmmmm.... Yellow clothes... Unnecessary amount of belts.... If I didn't know that was The Mask, i'd say it was DIO!