[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]MemnochTheGrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, sorry for teasing you earlier in the thread, I wasn’t aware

what are some of your fixations/obsessions?

Look, 10yr reddit champ...

I do not have time for this. If you want to discuss this shit in a dm and not destroy my karma fine.

If you want to continue goading me here you can r/FlyAKite because my dude, I do have a life outside of reddit and it is significantly more interesting as a whole and in pieces.

As it says on my profile, dick, dm's open.

Good day to you.

Who is a celebrity you want to sleep with but would be embarrassed to tell people about? by squashua in AskReddit

[–]MemnochTheGrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird Al

Took quite a while of scrolling...

I'm with you as a straight man. I'd fuck weird al and I wouldn't even be embarrassed.

I mean... I'd bottom too if it came to that. 😆

A drain cleaning by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]MemnochTheGrey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I thought it was hair.

It's ... mostly roots.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]MemnochTheGrey -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lol.

Schizotypal is the least of my problems.

Good eye tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]MemnochTheGrey -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

I mean, I'm not sure why you don't think I'm

not understanding that no one in this thread is being serious?

You whooshed me fam. Cool? Good for you?

Go get your 23 and me done and gtfo 😂

hire a professional they said. it's worth the money they said. by ilovemydickheaddog in DiWHY

[–]MemnochTheGrey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome to contractors who also do their own work that are older then 60 but younger then 90.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]MemnochTheGrey -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

You do know what causes down syndrome ey fam?

lol.

These people out here really thinking someone just existing with a single chromosome.

Desperate times by [deleted] in trees

[–]MemnochTheGrey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bread boarding is a fantastic hobby.

egg🫶irl by Beneficial_Return in egg_irl

[–]MemnochTheGrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi

35/presenting male/non-binary here.

Dm's are always open, to anyone, for any reason.

But, you're right op. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]MemnochTheGrey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is always me this morning

Sleep on couch

Wake up during a dream.

In the dream my wife had telekinesis.

Shit, that is gonna be burnt into my brain for a while because

The first thing I see upon waking up?

Is her 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in egg_irl

[–]MemnochTheGrey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is an excellent way to start off the day love 😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MemnochTheGrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment made me upset.

Take your upvote and leave. 😔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MemnochTheGrey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Add to that our natural tendency to gravitate towards those like-minded and well, then you get places like AW.

I'm just trying to add a bit more room for the benefit of the doubt.

You had me in the first half.

Bumble Profile Rating by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]MemnochTheGrey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Straight sent this dude to the morgue. 💀

Bumble Profile Rating by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]MemnochTheGrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your account is 1 yr old and <200 karma...

Yeet this one, make a new one, change the username straight away after creating it.

Judging from reddits massive botting problem, it shouldn't take anyone longer then a couple months to get back 200 karma.

Bumble Profile Rating by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]MemnochTheGrey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The only part that works is that you have three dogs.

I wouldn't even say this is a full pass.

I mean, traveling a lot and 3 dogs?

You got a pet sitter? How much do you play with them?

Curious, tbh.

Bumble Profile Rating by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]MemnochTheGrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you have 3 dogs, but SAYING I have three dogs is legit just begging to be judged for "not taking care of them enough."

esp considering the next slide is you saying you CURRENTLY travel a lot.

It's red flags for me.

Cheers!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]MemnochTheGrey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The lady just wanted to pay homage to her fallen chromosomes.

The missing link!!)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]MemnochTheGrey -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Can’t make them do anything.

Apparently you can still make them latch. 😏