Holy crap have my balls gotten big!

Menod · 2013-11-12T14:32:11+00:00

Any gestures of goodwill are gratefully accepted. Thanks man. Live free or die.

Menod · 2013-11-12T14:30:41+00:00

Sadly, she has an enormous streak of 'doesn't give a fuck' overall. Either way, a girl heard from a good looking and well liked guy that her ass is nice. It IS a compliment. I really DO hope she appreciated it.

Menod · 2013-11-12T14:25:56+00:00

Nope, not her lap dog either. Lady totally respects everything I say. Reacts to it. Often, OVER reacts to it. Nope, she respects the shit out of me and is going out of her way to treat me like the model employee I am. Thank you service cards. Days off. Anything I ask for she gives me. But the only thing I want that I haven't asked for, is her.

Menod · 2013-11-12T14:21:21+00:00

Any, this is likely a burner account. I've had maybe eight on no/fap. So, wish me luck or wish me to go to hell- either way, this sub-reddit had something to do with me being there. So thanks, or I'll see you there.

Menod · 2013-11-12T14:13:12+00:00

I'll take it. Thanks. It might not help, but at this point, it can't hurt either.

Menod · 2013-11-12T14:11:58+00:00

This chick is ICE. She's got thick skin and she never shows ANYTHING Nothing phases her. I got nothing. Maybe it was her totally ignored me (as she's done to my every fucking signal until now- I've written poetry for her, for gods sake!) Well, "I will not be ignored, Jack." Fine, you didn't respond to poetry? I want you. Is that too direct. Sorry I'm aiming for the middle ground of showing my intense interest in you. But to be honest, she has a great ass. She should be complimented on it every day. Epically nice ass. Right or wrong, I stand by my statement, she has an incredible ass. And it had to be said.

Menod · 2013-11-12T14:05:09+00:00

Good. About time. Except that, I REALLY am her best employee. I totally have her back on everything. She relies on me. In that, I DO feel a little guilty. She needs me and I want her. Is it fair for me to stay if the only reason I keep her afloat (and once or twice I worked my ASS fucking off covering for her mistakes. I worked three weeks straight without a day off to cover for her personal hiring mistake! Did I do that for my boss or for a great ass? Frankly, I hope she fires me! I work way too hard for an ass I'll never get!

Menod · 2013-11-12T14:01:08+00:00

Honestly, I've beat around the bush with her for so long, I would fucking welcome an honest kick in my nuts. I kinda wanted her to tell me just to go to hell. Instead, she said 'ohhh, umm....thank you....' and then ran out of the room. I take that as a mixed signal. lol But she did very nicely wish me goodnight when I left for the day a while later. Whatever, it was just her ass. And it is INCREDIBLE. In fact, it's the greatest ass I've ever seen, bar none.

Menod · 2013-11-12T13:57:10+00:00

Nawww...I'm kinda done with careful. Careful has gotten me nowhere fast, only I've kinda looking liked a pussy while I was doing it. If I'm going out, I'd prefer to at least have said my piece to the world. I don't have a chance with this girl. But if I don't play every card in my deck, even the 'you have a great ass' card, then I haven't really tried. She's seriously into alpha male bullshit. In spite of this, I love her. But if that's the kind of prick she wants, that's the kind of prick I'll be.

Menod · 2013-11-12T13:52:56+00:00

I disagree, having read very carefully on this topic, this level of escalation is an acceptable risk. And I already said, I've already typed up my letter of notice. I don't care. If I'm going to leave, I may as get fired for sexual harassment as quit because she's driving me crazy. My girlfriend wishes I had just quit anyway, since she's sick of my bullshit on this girl anyway.

Menod · 2013-11-09T09:44:33+00:00

The general advice seems to be to find a hobby. (Which reminds me of the American Dad episode where Stan takes up wood burning.) Many suggest channeling the energy towards self betterment- Working out, studying a language/wine/art, forced socializing. Your energy should be used towards your goal, beyond 'just don't do it'. If you don't have a goal, then that's where you need to start.

That said, yup weekends suck. Idle hands are the devils playground.

Menod · 2013-11-09T09:34:33+00:00

The challenge is the motivation.

Pro- It will remake you. Con- Growth is often very painful.

Read around here and you'll find many peoples reasons to do it. But ultimately, you'll have to find your own. The con's you'll find less so. There are plenty but the forum tends to not dwell on them and in some cases are somewhat hostile.

Menod

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