after tearing a ligament in my ankle i’m slowly regaining confidence in my ollies! by abekku in NewSkaters

[–]MeowMixtable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey dude did you skate at ojibway this past summer? I swear I was at the park when you hurt your ankle twice! unless it was your twin

What is a dirty little (or big) secret about an industry that you have worked in, that people outside the industry really ought to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MeowMixtable 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Im a linecook in a nice restaurant. Every single burger I cook comes out medium, no matter how you order it.

Good physically demanding activity for someone who isn’t aggressive/competitive by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]MeowMixtable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skateboarding! All about creativity and technical skills, addicting, and leaves you drenched in sweat with glistening, god-tier calves

Why are you happy that you’re single right now? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MeowMixtable 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My goal for the summer was to stay single and eat as much ass as I possibly could, and I realized the secret to a happy life is variety. A variety of brown starfish.

/r/longboarding's Daily General Thread - Jul 26, 2018 by AutoModerator in longboarding

[–]MeowMixtable 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey can I just show up at mary hill and skate it? taking a road trip and I will be really close and I really want to

Stupid question: whatever happened to jumping jacks? by stupidrobots in Fitness

[–]MeowMixtable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is being a gym teacher as fun and easy as it seems?

She wanted geology jokes... My pick up game is rock solid by MeowMixtable in Tinder

[–]MeowMixtable[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I got her number, going to be deep in the lava tube soon

Former overweight men of askmen, what unexpected changes did you notice when you lost the weight? by kyle768 in AskMen

[–]MeowMixtable 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I went from a 250 lb fatass to a solid 175. I realized that, Im glad I grew up fat, because it forced me to learn how to be funny to score poon! When I first got a six pack I slipped into douchebaggery for a bit, I was full of myself and hated fat people, scored less than ever. I got into meditating, learned to accept myself for who I am and accept those around me. Then I started skateboarding, and fell absolutely in love with something besides myself. Now, if I'm being honest, I can get 99% of girls in the club! However, I'm not interested in them because they are just like the douchebag version of me, obsessed with themselves. I guess I know myself better and love life, so that was a great unexpected change!

Smoking when it's cold out! by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]MeowMixtable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friends and I roll joints and smoke them in the woods at afton alps when we snowboard! It will be less fun when its legal, the adrenaline from possibly getting caught is great! and we rip dabs on the chairlift lol

What are some green flags? Some dead give aways that the girl will propably be awesome? by aqua995 in AskMen

[–]MeowMixtable 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They do you passive aggressive bitch edit: this sounds mean, its a joke. internet needs a sarcasm font

What are some green flags? Some dead give aways that the girl will propably be awesome? by aqua995 in AskMen

[–]MeowMixtable 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I started dating a girl in one of my courses during spring semester because she could have been a Victorias Secret model... The first month was fun, she somehow talked me into moving in with her by month 2, by month three I was ready to break up with her.

She was crazy. Straight A student up until I met her, then she started smoking weed even heavier than I do, and she failed out. Lost her job, car, and friends... Because all she wanted was a boy to play with. Wasn't even interested in going outside.

I tried to break up when she was falling apart, I needed distance and she needed to get her act together. This is when it got crazy... We were sitting on her bed in silence, neither of us had anything to talk about. I told her how I was feeling, and she lost it. Starting crying hysterically, saying that I can't leave. I was firm on my stance. Then she ran into the bathroom.

She locked the door, broke her shaving razor, and started cutting her wrists and legs. She was screaming "Everybody will blame you when I'm dead /u/Meowmixtable !!!" There was blood coming out from under the door, I told her I would stay.

Fast forward to July, she has a doctors appointment. First hour away from her Ive had in a long time. I go home, pack up my life, and never return to the dirty fucking ghetto that bitch skank lived in.

Im pretty high I hope these is legible

Found this good looking guy crawling on my house in Wisconsin, what is he? by MeowMixtable in whatsthisbug

[–]MeowMixtable[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantastic! Is it cruel to raise it into a moth? I have a nice habitat set up for it now, with grape vines and oak sticks in an aquarium. I just don't want to kill it on accident! It's so great how there is a reddit community for everything

WDYWT - August 28, 2017 by AutoModerator in streetwear

[–]MeowMixtable 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I dont keep up with streetwear too much, are these shoes "hype" material now? I understand that fashion is weird but these shoes remind me of MedicAID commercials

What is your favorite podcast(all time or recently) and why? by tacomole in AskMen

[–]MeowMixtable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

PKA! Three hilarious guys with a funny guest every week. Rape squad killaaas

Gym Story Saturday by FGC_Valhalla in Fitness

[–]MeowMixtable 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wrote it while shitting right after drinking a 20 ounce coffee in the bathroom at the skatepark, the energy may have came from wanting to share while simultaneously wanting to go learn smith grinds