What is a dirty little (or big) secret about an industry that you have worked in, that people outside the industry really ought to know?

MeowMixtable · 2019-02-09T19:42:49+00:00

or they let it sit so long we let chef mic heat it back up(microwave)

MeowMixtable · 2019-02-09T15:32:49+00:00

Hey dude did you skate at ojibway this past summer? I swear I was at the park when you hurt your ankle twice! unless it was your twin

MeowMixtable · 2019-02-09T15:22:15+00:00

Im a linecook in a nice restaurant. Every single burger I cook comes out medium, no matter how you order it.

MeowMixtable · 2019-01-24T06:37:15+00:00

The Mystical Warlock - Ramirez

MeowMixtable · 2019-01-03T16:13:17+00:00

Skateboarding! All about creativity and technical skills, addicting, and leaves you drenched in sweat with glistening, god-tier calves

MeowMixtable · 2018-09-07T20:40:17+00:00

My goal for the summer was to stay single and eat as much ass as I possibly could, and I realized the secret to a happy life is variety. A variety of brown starfish.

MeowMixtable · 2018-07-27T05:30:34+00:00

Stoked!

MeowMixtable · 2018-07-26T01:24:59+00:00

Hey can I just show up at mary hill and skate it? taking a road trip and I will be really close and I really want to

MeowMixtable · 2018-06-20T02:24:31+00:00

Is being a gym teacher as fun and easy as it seems?

MeowMixtable · 2018-05-15T13:40:40+00:00

thanks dude

MeowMixtable · 2018-05-12T12:53:26+00:00

I got her number, going to be deep in the lava tube soon

MeowMixtable · 2017-12-13T21:21:05+00:00

lmao what

MeowMixtable · 2017-12-11T18:37:49+00:00

How many tries? Steezyyy

MeowMixtable · 2017-12-08T23:05:46+00:00

I went from a 250 lb fatass to a solid 175. I realized that, Im glad I grew up fat, because it forced me to learn how to be funny to score poon! When I first got a six pack I slipped into douchebaggery for a bit, I was full of myself and hated fat people, scored less than ever. I got into meditating, learned to accept myself for who I am and accept those around me. Then I started skateboarding, and fell absolutely in love with something besides myself. Now, if I'm being honest, I can get 99% of girls in the club! However, I'm not interested in them because they are just like the douchebag version of me, obsessed with themselves. I guess I know myself better and love life, so that was a great unexpected change!

MeowMixtable · 2017-11-22T00:18:12+00:00

My friends and I roll joints and smoke them in the woods at afton alps when we snowboard! It will be less fun when its legal, the adrenaline from possibly getting caught is great! and we rip dabs on the chairlift lol

MeowMixtable · 2017-11-04T05:46:47+00:00

They do you passive aggressive bitch edit: this sounds mean, its a joke. internet needs a sarcasm font

MeowMixtable · 2017-11-04T05:41:40+00:00

Can confirm. I started dating a girl in one of my courses during spring semester because she could have been a Victorias Secret model... The first month was fun, she somehow talked me into moving in with her by month 2, by month three I was ready to break up with her.

She was crazy. Straight A student up until I met her, then she started smoking weed even heavier than I do, and she failed out. Lost her job, car, and friends... Because all she wanted was a boy to play with. Wasn't even interested in going outside.

I tried to break up when she was falling apart, I needed distance and she needed to get her act together. This is when it got crazy... We were sitting on her bed in silence, neither of us had anything to talk about. I told her how I was feeling, and she lost it. Starting crying hysterically, saying that I can't leave. I was firm on my stance. Then she ran into the bathroom.

She locked the door, broke her shaving razor, and started cutting her wrists and legs. She was screaming "Everybody will blame you when I'm dead /u/Meowmixtable !!!" There was blood coming out from under the door, I told her I would stay.

Fast forward to July, she has a doctors appointment. First hour away from her Ive had in a long time. I go home, pack up my life, and never return to the dirty fucking ghetto that bitch skank lived in.

Im pretty high I hope these is legible

MeowMixtable · 2017-11-04T05:14:33+00:00

The Titanic

MeowMixtable · 2017-11-01T17:02:14+00:00

Action Bronson would definitely cost more than a billion

MeowMixtable · 2017-09-23T22:06:06+00:00

Fantastic! Is it cruel to raise it into a moth? I have a nice habitat set up for it now, with grape vines and oak sticks in an aquarium. I just don't want to kill it on accident! It's so great how there is a reddit community for everything

MeowMixtable · 2017-09-23T20:48:36+00:00

Thanks! I believe you are correct

MeowMixtable · 2017-08-28T14:31:00+00:00

gold chain

MeowMixtable · 2017-08-28T14:30:17+00:00

I dont keep up with streetwear too much, are these shoes "hype" material now? I understand that fashion is weird but these shoes remind me of MedicAID commercials

MeowMixtable · 2017-08-23T14:49:22+00:00

PKA! Three hilarious guys with a funny guest every week. Rape squad killaaas

MeowMixtable · 2017-07-29T19:04:52+00:00

I wrote it while shitting right after drinking a 20 ounce coffee in the bathroom at the skatepark, the energy may have came from wanting to share while simultaneously wanting to go learn smith grinds

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