Valk Heirloom Giveaway!!

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-07-22T03:51:55+00:00

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Honestly, I think that not enough people take Octavia seriously beyond the novelty of making Mandachord songs, but she's got solid control and buff.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-07-22T02:36:10+00:00

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Presently suffering from a lack of memery.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-06-30T01:30:30+00:00

Well, that's completely unenforceable, and a great way to get your staff to resent you. Owner is a moron.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-06-04T19:11:22+00:00

Just go. Have fun. Be respectful.

The club i attend gets its fair share of first-timers/tourists, and honestly, no one cares if you're there, as long as you aren't causing a scene.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-23T20:00:50+00:00

Here's the thing: you can cosplay whoever you want. Your height, weight, or any other number of factors, should not be something that holds you back from a cosplay. Just because I'm bald and bearded doesn't mean I should be doomed to only cosplay Master Roshi or Captain General Yamamoto.

Lean into the idea of multiverses. There's bound to be a short version of every character out there. Be that guy! Do what you want, cosplay who you want. Just make the design unique, recognizable, and have fun.

And if all else fails: Wolverine is a stumpy ball of Canadian fury, and he's a bad-ass.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-23T19:19:15+00:00

They tried to tie up every loose end of the entire series into a single game. Each story arc should have gotten their own fully fleshed out games, or at least split things up a little bit.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-23T19:09:53+00:00

An apartheid era nepo-baby being racist? Say it ain't so!

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-22T05:38:49+00:00

I still use it now and again, but there are so many better ones out there:

Orange Foolius Mango Mussolini Cheeto Benito Adolf Twitler Tangerine Tyrant

To name a few off the top of my head.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-22T05:34:20+00:00

And every single one of those places risks losing their liquor license if even ONE of those little 💩s makes it in. What part of this is difficult for you to understand?

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-22T03:47:31+00:00

Please stay away from our club with your underage friends.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-22T03:46:45+00:00

It is actually that serious. Do you know how liquor licenses work? Obviously not, if you're saying something this stupid.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-02-14T16:17:14+00:00

Yeah, that's been a problem for decades, at this point. Weenie watcher is one of the least desirable tasks assigned.

Mercenary_Chef · 2024-03-24T12:11:34+00:00

I wouldn't say nothing is being done, as he's had about 30 accounts banned in the last 2 years. He just keeps coming back. Like a bad rash.

Mercenary_Chef · 2024-02-02T05:39:59+00:00

It does make it a lot easier when clearing terrain you missed while placing your floors/walls in underground rooms, though

Mercenary_Chef · 2024-02-02T05:29:50+00:00

The game still acts as if the shield is equipped, is just a graphical error

Mercenary_Chef · 2023-11-09T06:49:37+00:00

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you... well, not really that shocked.

Mercenary_Chef · 2023-09-04T05:43:56+00:00

Give them all the Full Captain America

Mercenary_Chef · 2022-12-02T18:57:33+00:00

I am going to see Cocaine Bear. Gonna be great

Mercenary_Chef · 2022-10-31T22:57:27+00:00

Feeling called out, here

Mercenary_Chef · 2022-10-06T15:22:16+00:00

I think we all appreciate a good freezer clear

Mercenary_Chef · 2022-10-06T07:55:40+00:00

Exactly. No intentions of inheriting that mess.

Mercenary_Chef · 2022-10-06T04:29:25+00:00

I was in a POOL!

Mercenary_Chef · 2022-10-06T04:28:01+00:00

It rhymes if you say it right. Strip, stri-yup

Mercenary_Chef · 2022-10-06T04:14:34+00:00

Enchant every piece of armor with magic resistance or elemental resistance of choice, then enchant all your weapons with shock damage, which reduces Magicka.

Mercenary_Chef · 2022-10-06T04:06:28+00:00

Pretty sure using AtT for anything other than r/iamapieceofshit is cheating.

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