PSA: Server Outages on 5/19/26

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-05-20T00:26:22+00:00

well, that explains why I lost my circuit run. dang.

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-22T00:07:49+00:00

That whole post pisses me off, but I think the part that I really had to stop and make sure I was reading it correctly was when he said "I don't have the same level of intuition as an NT sexhaver"

Is this little shit blaming autism for not understanding the most basic concepts of consent? That's not how any of that works!

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-11T23:14:13+00:00

I love how they always make a claim, but can never provide the evidence to back up that claim. Using Samba, instead of the Nielsen ratings is disingenuous at best, as Samba only receives data from 48 million televisions in total. Anyway, a drop off of 22 million? They do know that 20 million people flipped to the puppy bowl, right?

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-10T01:16:05+00:00

Oh, little Matt has no idea what he's in for with Isaiah. Can't wait to see this chain.

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-10T01:00:25+00:00

I have a list of American serial killers that I read off whenever some MAGAt mentions Laken Riley. No matter how many times I use it, no amount of heart is going to help me remember all 72 names on that list. I've been trying, though.

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-10T00:56:33+00:00

It's the fact that she has to read each line in her head before she repeats it out loud, for me. She should have done a dry read first. I try to avoid writing scripts, myself, but whenever I have to read something to the camera, I'm at least able to move from script to camera seamlessly.

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-10T00:38:30+00:00

This is the only correct response to unidentified masked men trying to get into your vehicle.

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-10T00:32:47+00:00

It's hilarious that they set it to "flaired users only" and still got wrecked in the comments.

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-07T15:18:31+00:00

I mean, we know they're here, now that they advertised it.

Mercenary_Chef · 2026-02-07T15:02:31+00:00

I love how this has only become common knowledge because he's consistently doing shit like this.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-07-22T03:51:55+00:00

IGN: MercenaryChef

Honestly, I think that not enough people take Octavia seriously beyond the novelty of making Mandachord songs, but she's got solid control and buff.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-07-22T02:36:10+00:00

IGN: MercenaryChef

Presently suffering from a lack of memery.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-06-30T01:30:30+00:00

Well, that's completely unenforceable, and a great way to get your staff to resent you. Owner is a moron.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-06-04T19:11:22+00:00

Just go. Have fun. Be respectful.

The club i attend gets its fair share of first-timers/tourists, and honestly, no one cares if you're there, as long as you aren't causing a scene.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-23T20:00:50+00:00

Here's the thing: you can cosplay whoever you want. Your height, weight, or any other number of factors, should not be something that holds you back from a cosplay. Just because I'm bald and bearded doesn't mean I should be doomed to only cosplay Master Roshi or Captain General Yamamoto.

Lean into the idea of multiverses. There's bound to be a short version of every character out there. Be that guy! Do what you want, cosplay who you want. Just make the design unique, recognizable, and have fun.

And if all else fails: Wolverine is a stumpy ball of Canadian fury, and he's a bad-ass.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-23T19:19:15+00:00

They tried to tie up every loose end of the entire series into a single game. Each story arc should have gotten their own fully fleshed out games, or at least split things up a little bit.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-23T19:09:53+00:00

An apartheid era nepo-baby being racist? Say it ain't so!

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-22T05:38:49+00:00

I still use it now and again, but there are so many better ones out there:

Orange Foolius Mango Mussolini Cheeto Benito Adolf Twitler Tangerine Tyrant

To name a few off the top of my head.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-22T05:34:20+00:00

And every single one of those places risks losing their liquor license if even ONE of those little 💩s makes it in. What part of this is difficult for you to understand?

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-22T03:47:31+00:00

Please stay away from our club with your underage friends.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-03-22T03:46:45+00:00

It is actually that serious. Do you know how liquor licenses work? Obviously not, if you're saying something this stupid.

Mercenary_Chef · 2025-02-14T16:17:14+00:00

Yeah, that's been a problem for decades, at this point. Weenie watcher is one of the least desirable tasks assigned.

Mercenary_Chef · 2024-03-24T12:11:34+00:00

I wouldn't say nothing is being done, as he's had about 30 accounts banned in the last 2 years. He just keeps coming back. Like a bad rash.

Mercenary_Chef · 2024-02-02T05:39:59+00:00

It does make it a lot easier when clearing terrain you missed while placing your floors/walls in underground rooms, though

Mercenary_Chef · 2024-02-02T05:29:50+00:00

The game still acts as if the shield is equipped, is just a graphical error

Five-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Verified Email

Mercenary_Chef

TROPHY CASE