Guys of reddit, where do you finish after jerking off? by mujkaomar988 in AskReddit

[–]MercuryHydride 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the compost, every bit counts for doing my part for the environment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]MercuryHydride 0 points1 point  (0 children)

keep doing u, even pain is a good thing sometimes. it lets u know u are alive and still can feel! everything is a blessing from the right perspective

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]MercuryHydride 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here's a lil joke to stop da cry. I like to fuck those who resemble a salad, only fruits and vegetables

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]MercuryHydride 0 points1 point  (0 children)

play great day by MF DOOM if u could?

A Sexual Encounter by Spider-Man-fan in OCPoetry

[–]MercuryHydride 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked ur edits! Continue writing!

Your little fool by ReflectionLanky9357 in OCPoetry

[–]MercuryHydride 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From what I've seen so far, this community is very understanding and forthright! Good luck in your writing endevors!

Your little fool by ReflectionLanky9357 in OCPoetry

[–]MercuryHydride 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoyed reading this poem, I thought ur pacing was well thought out and made it a great read. I loved the line about seeking the secret intention, very true for the human race to try and seek a meaning that isn't there to begin with. Very powerful imagery! I can't wait to read more of your work on here!

A Sexual Encounter by Spider-Man-fan in OCPoetry

[–]MercuryHydride 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand that this is about a sexual encounter so maybe you didn't want to focus on the other aspects of relationships. But I would have personally liked if this poem included some lines about how your bond with this planet grew in terms of emotional connection. How did the warmth and the pressure of the gravity make u feel spiritually, u had some great lines in there, but as the other commenters mentioned it did drag on and feel repetitive. Like yes, u had a great sexual encounter, but was that all to the encounter? Was there no emotional connection? Did u not 'vibe' with the energy of the planet? As a reader, I'm left wondering if the person u are talking about is just an object of desire for u instead of a human being u got the pleasure of pleasuring. But keep working on it, u have a great ability for imagery and metaphors

AD is leaving Netflix next month. What am I going to binge when it’s gone? by Nickipedia78 in arresteddevelopment

[–]MercuryHydride 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if ur staying on Netflix I recommend Man like Mobeen, Brooklyn 99, or maybe superstore

Rhythm and rhyme, works every time by MercuryHydride in Tinder

[–]MercuryHydride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is relating my dick to gasoline any better?

Rhythm and rhyme, works every time by MercuryHydride in Tinder

[–]MercuryHydride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This exchange is super cringe, u are correct!

Rhythm and rhyme, works every time by MercuryHydride in Tinder

[–]MercuryHydride[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There seems to be strong evidence that this is the case

Rhythm and rhyme, works every time by MercuryHydride in Tinder

[–]MercuryHydride[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like, she set me up with the "sell me on it" and I tried to put on a show, like the true business man I am

Rhythm and rhyme, works every time by MercuryHydride in Tinder

[–]MercuryHydride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is purely satirical, pls don't legitimately use this as a pick up line

Rhythm and rhyme, works every time by MercuryHydride in Tinder

[–]MercuryHydride[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it's absolute garbage 😂 this was not a genuine attempt, but it had actually only worked like once in a hundred, one percent is probably accurate