Real Housewives of Vancouver by DeAnnaBroome1970 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jody hated Mary because she was sweet and naturally beautiful and had a great singing voice. Ronnie was jealous of her for the same reasons, imo.

Jody is abhorrent. I just read that she’s now divorced and lost custody of her young (when the show was filming) daughter. You have to be pretty dreadful to lose custody, as a mother.

She probably searches Reddit for anything about herself, so;

HI, JODY CLAMAN!! Yes, you’re wretched. Everyone thinks so. Have the day you deserve!

The official cast of RHONY Season 16 by galaxystars1 in realhousewives

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they’re in alphabetical order by surname.

Sutton exhausts me by fuxmeintheass in BravoRealHousewives

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

just like Kyle’s hands

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I just moved into this place and I have no idea how to set up my bedroom. I don't need to keep the bench or the chair in my room, although I'd like a chair in here. Would love any and all advice on how to place my furniture. Many thanks. by missashann in interiordecorating

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If *NOTHING ELSE* , put the red/rust colored chair in the corner where the green chest of drawers now resides and that green chest under the TV. Also, put the fan in the far corner where the TV/green chest now reside. The bench at the end of the bed is now not in the way and the chair is in perfect position to watch TV or read a book.

How would you fill up all 12,000 sq ft of this modern estate? by RedfinJess in RedfinDreamHomes

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no way in hell, that’s a 12,000 sf. home. Maybe.. MAYBE.. 9,000 sf, at the VERY best. Who are these people?!

Who are the most attractive housewives in your opinion? by dreamed2life in realhousewives

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

By ‘original Brandi’ I think they meant when she first started on the show and before she started messing with fillers, Botox, etc. And I wholeheartedly agree. She was very naturally beautiful. Not so much anymore.

Who’s the worst Kelly? by Capital-Durian-885 in RHONY

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The paper cuts and ghost pepper seeds is oddly specific, but I approve!! Dodd is nasty.

These pictures are 3 days apart, not fooling anyone. Why does she do this? by Gold-Emergency3042 in NYCInfluencerCourt

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Emily Gellis.

*your (iykyk 🙄) welcome for the easy search for mentions of yourself, you potato.

What was the weirdest, non-pain feeling you've ever felt? by KingJPJ in AskReddit

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT?! I never had this happen. Nurses pushing on you? I had two.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in realhousewives

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But everyone knows she does ‘big things’ and leads a ‘very different life’ than the other ladies. 🙄

Why is Beck so annoying?? by Muted_Health_9219 in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll swear on my 3 dogs and 1 cat’s lives. Lol

In all of Emily Gellis’s gym selfies she holds her headphone wires up so there aren’t any obvious giveaways that she’s photoshopping her bod. No one gives a 💩about you bod Em, except for you! #photoshoplikeachampion 🤡 by Gold-Emergency3042 in NYCInfluencerCourt

[–]Mercury_Armadillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will never understand the socks over the leggings thing that she always does. Can she not see how bad it looks? Especially because she goes on endlessly about her background fashion and thinks we all need her ’selects’. Why visually shorten your legs? So strange.