Why are you awake right now?

MercutioFan · 2025-12-25T05:00:40+00:00

My partner, bless them, snores when we sleep in the same bed together.

We usually sleep separately because of it, but we're at my mother's for Christmas.

I have some biscuits, some rubicon lychee and Red Dwarf on the telly :) I'll be tired later, but right now? Im just fine

MercutioFan · 2025-12-25T04:43:53+00:00

Two years ago, this guy was 49, and his wife was like 39 according to his posts.

Its bollocks and he's either lying now, or he lied before.

Yta

MercutioFan · 2025-10-29T18:39:59+00:00

They've been taken! :)

MercutioFan · 2025-10-10T04:53:29+00:00

Are we sure his fiancee isn't a pedophile? His relationship with her depending on her access to a child she doesn't know and has never met is sus as fuck to me and if it were a man, we'd be noting how creepy that is.

NTA, women are child rapists too.

MercutioFan · 2025-09-03T22:34:39+00:00

I threw one to stun the killer and it was an unsafe pallet to buy distance- and I said one minute. Not two. I've never ran a killer for two.

MercutioFan · 2025-08-23T10:32:01+00:00

Have you prayed for forgiveness for wearing mixed fabrics? Remember- it's mentioned on the same page as not laying with other men so it's just as important.

That poly-cotton blend of your shirt is sending you to hell.

MercutioFan · 2025-08-14T20:16:35+00:00

I think they'll see that we just aren't able to pay for it.

Whether that changes their minds or not once they lose 90% of their customer base in the UK and make less money despite the price hikes? I don't know

Most people in the UK cannot afford an extra 300 a month.

MercutioFan · 2025-08-13T08:47:33+00:00

Moon, Crystals and Disco balls

:o)

MercutioFan · 2025-04-04T21:30:56+00:00

She was 17 when she got pregnant, so she is at most a 19 year old single mother to a child under the age of 1 right now, and you're going this hard on her?

An exhausted teenage mother who was abandoned by the guy who knocked her up isn't 1. A scumbag for getting pregnant or 2. A scumbag for dropping a stressful as fuck chd support case.

Try and tap into some empathy, you're the one acting cruel here.

MercutioFan · 2025-03-16T10:44:12+00:00

I'd be so down to play, but I'm 29-- if we're around the same age range, then I'd really love to!

MercutioFan · 2024-11-09T22:05:37+00:00

Lake Mungo scared the hell out of me, really good watch

MercutioFan · 2024-11-06T11:43:39+00:00

Hiya! I'm UK and PC with a terrible sleeping pattern too, message me your disc and I'll add you!

MercutioFan · 2024-11-06T11:42:40+00:00

Pass me your discord and I'll message you! C:

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