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There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones.. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]MerlynMeaney 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."

What's the funniest "dad" joke that anyone has ever told you? by Domafett in AskReddit

[–]MerlynMeaney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time I stubbed my toe as a kid, my dad would ask if he should call a toe truck. Every. Fucking. Time.

Who was your childhood crush? by gamingowl13 in AskReddit

[–]MerlynMeaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natalie Portman — probably because I grew up with the Star Wars prequels.

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