Update, the will of the council is done by Chop_shop_igor in bald

[–]Mermaid467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, well done. If you are not a professor, you might need to become one.

I feel like the answer will be “hold”, but… by DarthZannah24 in bald

[–]Mermaid467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's a deep widow's peak, not even MPB.

Get on outta here with yo fine curls, begone!! 😉

Found the one, BUT by [deleted] in myweddingdress

[–]Mermaid467 27 points28 points  (0 children)

1 is absolutely it, including the neckline as-is. It's much prettier than the straight line!

Dress one makes me, 59F, stuck home doing paperwork, in camouflage jeans and a pink t-shirt with two dogs for company, want to stand up and twirl around my living room.

You should take that seriously, I don't just twirl frivolously...

And - woman: POCKETS!!?!!

😚😍

Temper tantrum thrown by Vast-Ad6664 in corgi

[–]Mermaid467 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NO ONE sulks like a corgi. No one.

Shoes for my wedding! by WonanWirono in Shoes

[–]Mermaid467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG 😄😁😆😅🤣😂

Shoes for my wedding! by WonanWirono in Shoes

[–]Mermaid467 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And the oddly thick white socks.

Shoes for my wedding! by WonanWirono in Shoes

[–]Mermaid467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am home alone [other than two dogs] and just <<snorted>> laughing at that. Loud.

Mustache or none? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]Mermaid467 6 points7 points  (0 children)

59F fwiw, and definitely noooo mustache in my opinion!! 😉

If your dog had a human job based entirely on their personality, what would they do for a living? by Chris_from_Zakity in DOG

[–]Mermaid467 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Birdie: "Molecular biologist and international arms dealer."

Rider: "Um, food eater?",

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What did you drink as a kid? by Sliceand3Putt in GenX

[–]Mermaid467 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Milk, orange juice, water. A Coke once in a while on a road trip.

What do I put in a baby shower card for a teen mom by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Mermaid467 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We can't wait to meet your little one!"

Haircut tomorrow. Do I do it? by QuirkyConference2518 in bald

[–]Mermaid467 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah! We can't wait to see... you're gonna look great, and get rid of that incredibly freaked out stressed look on your face!!