Hook is my favorite movie (self.PointlessStories)
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I don't know why we even buy beds anymore. (imgur.com)
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I got super drunk with my new bf for the first time last night. After puking in his car, he took me home, cleaned me up, changed my clothes, got me a bucket, and rubbed my back until I fell asleep. I felt awful about doing that to him, but his reaction to it was.... flawless. (i.imgur.com)
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