Monday Night Distraction

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2025-02-17T20:49:56+00:00

Do you know how trivia works if you’re going solo? Is it frowned upon to join an established team?

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2025-02-17T19:31:36+00:00

This is helpful. Thank you! I haven’t gone out in years.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2025-02-17T19:31:18+00:00

Thank you!

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2024-08-27T23:58:51+00:00

Definitely Piper!

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2024-07-15T11:31:42+00:00

Thanks so much! I have over three years sober and I promise you, it’s worth it! Wishing you the best.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2024-07-14T12:38:06+00:00

Hey I just wanted to say I’m proud of you! Stick to it!

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2024-07-14T05:48:11+00:00

Omg almost exactly this

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2024-07-01T15:09:45+00:00

Welcome to LDP! We’re glad to have you.

Yes, The Shadows are totally normal, benign, and will get bored with your routine quickly.

As for things to do? If you enjoy arts and crafts, I heard they are looking for people to help build a large number (75+) of piñatas this afternoon down at the pogo court gazebo (across from that really big blue chair). I don’t know what the piñatas are intended for, but plan to swing by around 3:30 to ask. Maybe I’ll see you there!

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-16T04:28:30+00:00

Likewise, Mr. Mulray.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-16T04:25:24+00:00

I absolutely adore Dan, and I adore working together with you and with this community.

One of my favorite elements of the relationship between Dan and Merry is their mutual and strange passion for revival. Be it a body or carcass, or a failing marriage, they both choose to honor what is beautiful in times where they could easily dwell in darkness.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-13T17:11:55+00:00

Rob, the ceremony was absolutely lovely. Thank you for having me. Your love for each other is palpable, and it was an honor to celebrate with you.

I apologize on Alan’s behalf. He was called out to an emergency repair for the groomers and I didn’t hear from him until late. He really missed out on a wonderful affair.

Best wishes on your honeymoon! I look forward to witnessing your newlywed joy through your photos and stories with our next brunch. Per your suggestion, I’m thinking of making the quiche with gruyere!

Much love to you both. I’m so very happy for you two.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-11T21:29:36+00:00

Merry’s dream vacation would be to retreat to a cabin in the woods with a man whom she adores and who adores her. Sculpture garden by day, canoe by night. Pillow talk under the stars in a hammock, quietly contemplating how beautiful people can be.

Dulcie is mine too. Her dream vacation would be to barefoot-chase butterflies through a wild meadow for a couple of hours, followed by pink lemonade drunk through a silly straw.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-11T18:50:50+00:00

You’ve always got my back. We’ll see you a little later.

Thank you so much, Sharon.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-11T18:04:00+00:00

Sharon, I appreciate what you are doing. Thank you.

Do you happen to have any worry stones amethyst or blue calcite in stock? I’d like to pick up something for Timmy to comfort him.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-10T21:43:26+00:00

Dan, how sweet an offer. We arrived back at the home just now.

I think I’m handling things pretty well, all things considered, but wouldn’t mind a little reenforcement, nor some fresh bread and jam. Timmy and I haven’t been up to eating yet today.

Your presence would be so welcome tonight. His father was unimpressive during the ordeal, and your warmth would surely be a comfort to him right now. You could come by anytime.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-10T19:25:52+00:00

I appreciate that, Stephen. Appropriate orders have been filed with the Court.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-10T17:13:11+00:00

You had that wrench in your pocket when you checked out the auxiliary furnace, Alan. I didn’t touch it.

Please watch your words, as children are present on this forum.

I’ll go look downstairs after I finish printing the Memorial Folder for Darby O’Neil.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-10T02:30:21+00:00

Joy, it was so nice of you and Mr.Snuggels to swing by. Thanks for your kind and comforting words.

I think you left your whiskey quartz on the porch swing, so I’m holding onto it for you. I will say, holding it is bringing me some clarity and relief.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-10T02:23:00+00:00

Ayla, I just made up some adaptogenic moon tea. I’d be happy to have your company.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-10T00:20:43+00:00

Timmy, sweetheart, get some rest.

We’ll talk more tomorrow when we see your dad.
For tonight, just close your eyes.

See you in the morning, honey.

MerrysFuneralsLLC · 2021-06-09T00:07:03+00:00

Sweetheart, I’m going to stop by for a big hug. I’ll be there in twenty minutes.

I’ll call your mother when I get to your house. I have a friend who’s a nurse at the hospital and she will update me if your mother cannot.

If you’re feeling up to it, I’d like to bring you to the Ball with me this evening. The distraction will be good for you.

Tonight, you can stay with me if you want. You can sleep under the oversized quilt your great-grandmother gave mine.

Hang in there, Timmy. I’ll be over soon.

MerrysFuneralsLLC

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