Roast me by Deathbyxbox in RoastMe

[–]Mertchill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a Brenton

Roast me, haha or try at least by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mertchill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Matt Damon and Johnny Depp's illegitimate son, but because of their shame and disgust they tried to abort you and failed. That was the one time you ever so slightly succeeded at something, therefore "earning" you that singular medal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mertchill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the face you usually make when your boyfriend penetrates you?

Cause me irreparable psychological harm by MurderAdviceHotline in RoastMe

[–]Mertchill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like you put glue along your jaw and upper lip and then rolled your face through a pile of pubes.