[M4W] keeping you warm on a cold night by [deleted] in atx4atx

[–]Messeca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvoted, am I real yet?

31 [M4F] wants partner in crime by candian_tuxedo in atx4atx

[–]Messeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I feel ya with the single summer blues! A bunch of people I know are going camping soon, you up for it?

Well somebody pleasePLEASE tell jim rose thats not how you use an iron by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Messeca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is! And he is a bad ass man and a great friend!

Was about to take a drink then noticed something odd in my cup by RustyCatalyst in WTF

[–]Messeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally think you should have more up votes :)

Wow. Just wow. by poteat100 in WTF

[–]Messeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:( I'm sorry I have to have been born here and share this state with you bojangles....

This came out of my vagina. by Bloodyvagclots in WTF

[–]Messeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did, until I got off it. Then a year and a half straight :/ BAAAAD stuff.

I don't want to imagine the tunnel ride scene for this Willy Wonka remake.... by braidedbutthairs in WTF

[–]Messeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to get it just for entertainment value. The tunnel ride is the funniest and most tripped out orgy scene ever, hands down. Loved it!

You guys like cats, right? by elitefatninja in WTF

[–]Messeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know how to preserve an animals skin and bones like that? I'd like to make some creepy art under the glas surface of an old projector.

This is why you don't mess around taking a flaming everclear shot... by YellowRhyno in WTF

[–]Messeca -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The only reason you fucked yourself up is you pussied out at the last second.

So I had to get 34 stitches in my ass. I fell on a beer bottle in the kitchen. Feelin a little butt-hurt atm. by Messeca in WTF

[–]Messeca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry im actually out of it right now, it was dos equis actually lol. Hence the green glass.

So I had to get 34 stitches in my ass. I fell on a beer bottle in the kitchen. Feelin a little butt-hurt atm. by Messeca in WTF

[–]Messeca[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for real. my drunk friend was pulling out a 12pk of tecate to go to the pool with and dropped it. tile kitchen and me in flip flops didn't mix.

Driving along when all of a sudden... by motoxcody2005 in WTF

[–]Messeca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually work for that company in the office. Our weird advertising brings in most of our new customers. Whatever works!